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*Wings, Rifftrax, Berkeley Breathed & Bare Knuckle Politics*

No love for The Donald. Blocked by Jerry Falwell, Jr!

Let's have some fun.

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Love you, Berke.

Miss you, Tom.

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@realDonaldTrump Knowing this is your presidency's dying days and your stupid Tweets are part of the Archives:

You just fired Bill Barr, one of the most evil men in politics, for not being evil enough.

Fuck you. Enjoy your NYC depositions.

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@realDonaldTrump Whomp. Whomp.

You lost again you losing loser who does nothing but lose.

Pack your shit. Get out. Prep for your depositions you tax evading rapist.

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@realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA @GeoffDuncanGA @GaSecofState The Supreme Court just shot down your "Big One".

Please. Shut the hell up and pack your shit.

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@realDonaldTrump Not a good thing to admit you've been mobbed up your entire life. But yeah. You do you.

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@Kenny_Sowellfan @realDonaldTrump Pro - TV Watcher
Pro - Whiner
Pro - Golf Cheat
Pro - Mass Murderer
Pro - Loser

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@realDonaldTrump Is Major Sleaze another one of your stupid nicknames, or the actual sycophant you've crammed into the DOD?

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@realDonaldTrump Yep. 80,000,000 people did that.

Please refrain from scooting your diaper clad ass across the Resolute Desk on the way out.

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@ColumbiaBugle @realDonaldTrump Here's your juice box and participation trophy. Now get in the minivan. It's time to go home.

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@realDonaldTrump I'd pay a hundred bucks PPV to watch Navy Seals drag you out of the White House and throw your shit on the front lawn.

And I'd drop another C note to watch your depositions.

They'd be the highest rated TV ever. You can't be famous, but infamy is in your future.

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@realDonaldTrump Go golf, and leave running the country to the adults. The only things you have to do at this moment are to fuck off and wait for the subpoenas.

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@realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews Who knew that a bowl of mashed potatoes would turn you into a whiny, tiny handed little bitch. Sharting yourself on the golf course again would be less embarrassing than the narcissistic clown show you've orchestrated.

Concede.

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@SWAtlasHoover Lick every doorknob in the White House you hack.

And when they take you off the ventilator, rise up.

Also, go fuck yourself.

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@realDonaldTrump Watching your deposition on Trump University.

How do you grip that 9 iron with such tiny hands?

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@Jim_Jordan Time to hit the showers, Gym.

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@danacarvey Watching the John Bolton interview on Colbert.

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?? PLEASE! Tell me I'll be seeing you and that luxurious mustache again soon.

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@colbertlateshow I'll take two.

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@WasteManagement spent 20 minutes on your site trying to compliment your pickup guys. Smoke signals would've been faster Your 48433 guys are great. Your mobile IT morons suck donkey dick. Large, very dirty donkeys. Smooch.

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Obama, Clinton, Soros, CNN.

Nope. No pattern there. I can't think of a single person that's spent the last two years screaming that these targets are the antichrist. Move along. Nothing to see here.

#FakeNews #VoteBlue

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@stabenow & @SenGaryPeters are voting no on #Kavanaugh

My senators are, to borrow from #spikelee, doing the right thing.

I got no one to scream at. ANYBODY that follows me and is real and can make a difference, PLEASE yell at your senator and tell him Kavanaugh is poison.