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@MartinSLewis You shouldn’t get the crunchy out yourself and hand it to someone.

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@elonmusk

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@GBNEWS @Nigel_Farage

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@djglendinning Albeit a child

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@paul_c55 Who would want to grow up and work for The Sun? #PoliticsLive

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

New story about the Haitians in Springfield, OH, where the cat hoax originated. CEO of McGregor Metal: “I wish I had 30 more. Our Haitians come to work every day. They don’t have a drug problem. They’ll stay at their machine. That’s a stark difference from what we’re used to.”

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

"I'm in the presence of the best players in the world, so it takes a lot of pressure off of you"

Angel Gomes reacts to his first England start ⭐️

#ITVFootball | @GabrielClarke05

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@elonmusk Who would you have over to babysit? There’s only 3 people available and you love your kids, a young son and a teenage daughter:

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@DrChrisParry @UKLabour In the 1970s my dad’s wages paid for our semi-detached house and all our bills. My mum looked after us and cooked real food. We went on holidays, had two cars, and I had a new bike each time I outgrew the last. I’d never heard the word billionaire back then.

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@elonmusk Who would you have over to babysit? There’s only 3 people available and you love your kids, a young son and a teenage daughter:

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@MarinaPurkiss The size of the black hole they left is smaller than what they stole! #disgraceful

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@David_Cameron @RishiSunak Mr austerity

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@lorraine please stop becoming QVC: I’m sure Dermot O’Leary @radioleary is God’s gift to children’s literature and would have become a published author even if he wasn’t already famous 🙄, but do you need to fill your show with another sycophantic interview about it? #dull

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@LondonEconomic That would pay for the pensioners’ heating!

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@SianGriffiths6 @thetimes Cut down on your Starbucks

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@griffitha Socialism bailed out the competitive banks

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@thismorning is very private school isn’t it. The presenters and guests are mostly expensively educated members of the 7%. Ben, Ashley, Giles, Trinny, etc it’s so bias. Thank god for Cat, representing the 93% of us.
@93percentclub #stateschoolproud

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@footballtweet Would be a great shirt without the sponsor and sports logo

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@IvankaNews_ 👎

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@elonmusk This post is you panicking, Elon