Melanie 🇺🇸🇵🇷

this is just my meme collection

[Melanie 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @PoeticSpaghetti]

I'm trying to be more social this year, but it's hard when my answer to the question "are you free tonight?" depends entirely on what you're about to ask me to do 🥴

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

You don’t look like you’re having fun. Maybe try flopping around on the floor to change up the vibe

[Virginia Brasch @Virginia_Brasch]

You know what altered my brain chemistry? A few years ago, a neighbor posted begging people to stop the fireworks. They pop off randomly til 1 or 2am and will for days. Her husband was a veteran struggling with PTSD. And people bullied her for it.
She didn't ask for

[Fr. Paul @BackwardsFeet]

Wait until you learn what Adios means

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

don't look

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

genius

[Melanie 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @PoeticSpaghetti]

4 y/o nephew: "The Texans beat the helmets yesterday!"

Me: "They beat who??"

Nephew: "The helmets!"

Me, as realization dawns: "You mean... the Browns?"

Nephew: "No, their helmets are orange!"

💀💀💀

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Sorry I know I’m in the way but it’s what I do now. Also not that sorry

[Melanie 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @PoeticSpaghetti]

Someone just called me a boomer when I told them I was in middle school when the song Break Free by Ariana Grande came out

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Next on the agenda: sit here and yell

[The Black Cat Market - Cat Café @BlackCatMartPgh]

Miss Kitty has the softest fur I’ve ever pet, and she is super sweet! But…..she’s got the most extreme RBF I’ve ever seen.

[Melanie 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @PoeticSpaghetti]

a relationship between two ADHD people (2023, colorized)

[i like food @messedupfoods]

FROG BREAD (FREAD)

[Melanie 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @PoeticSpaghetti]

I'm a female football fan who liked the Kelce bros (kind of... Jason plays for my team's division rival 😅) long before all this. I'm never vocal about liking football because of how toxic the fans can be toward women. This was a breath of fresh air 👏 Well done @newheightshow!

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

push the baby

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

he does not dream of labor

[Melanie 🇺🇸🇵🇷 @PoeticSpaghetti]

@PapaJewSports this aged like milk