How much is 'wow'?

It's right in between, uh, 'ouch' and 'boing'.

[How much is 'wow'? @poetryclaw]

📖 It is a truth universally acknowledged, that cops lie. 📕

[Drew Copus @TheDrewChef]

@ChaseHilt @Mythical Giant Deborah hear our call! You are big and we are small! Bring us #goodmythicalevening for viewing delight, even though it won't be tonight!

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I think all doctors should be allowed to break HIPAA once per year. For gossip reasons

[Remy Kassimir @RemyKassimir]

Giving my boyfriend a 45 minute backstory on a person so I can talk shit on them for 5 seconds

[How much is 'wow'? @poetryclaw]

"You should test your acid."

"You think I'm taking massive doses of hallucinogens at 7am because I value my life?"

🤷🏻🤣

[LA28 @LA28]

"It means more than all the golds. I pushed through so much over the last five years and the last week while I've been here. It was very emotional and I'm just proud of myself and all of these girls as well." - @Simone_Biles 💚

[How much is 'wow'? @poetryclaw]

@trqpy Forrest Gump does *not* approve of you.

[How much is 'wow'? @poetryclaw]

@d0ugdimma love this hobby!

[How much is 'wow'? @poetryclaw]

Mom: I'm not big on men's gymnastics. . .
Me: I'm not fond of men's . . . anything.
Mom: OH. WE KNOW.

😮😯😦😐😑🟡

[History911 BLM ☮️ @GrayTe01]

@EmilyGiam @Simone_Biles How anyone can question or second guess this woman’s decision is astounding. Every time she does a routine she is challenging the laws of PHYSICS. If her mind and body are not talking, she risks death. I have watched the floor routine. This is not hyperbole. 😒😒😒

[Petty Okino @PettyOkino]

Keeping it simple:

A) Mental health is VALID

B) In many sports if you’re having an off day, you’re not at risk of death or paralysis. Gymnastics is not one of those sports.

C) Simone Biles does the hardest tumbling in the world, meaning she’s most at risk on a bad day

[How much is 'wow'? @poetryclaw]

this really helped me, a kinesthetically unintelligent person, understand wtf everyone is on about

[Catherine B. @WittyNameChoice]

Hi, your friendly neighborhood former gymnast and diver here to attempt to explain the mental phenomenon Simone Biles is experiencing: the dreaded twisties. 💀

[How much is 'wow'? @poetryclaw]

Me, at 29: sees children, acting like children, doing children things

Me, at 29: "Mom would have beaten your ass into the gravel for that, go get busy with something."

Me, at 29: 🏃🏻🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♂️💨

[How much is 'wow'? @poetryclaw]

@MannFacts The Lighthouse.

[How much is 'wow'? @poetryclaw]

I hate tomatoes, but my chef-friend prepared some the other day that were so delicious it changed my mind.

Or so I thought, until I bit into my sandwich and felt the gush of a ripe tomato. My soul left my body.
There is still work to be done.

[Alex Yablon @AlexYablon]

The “Keep _______ Weird” crowd needs to learn that the way a place gets weird is by having cheap housing so people can work part time or not at all and still make rent

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

@jaegermaestro @rgay Right? If she loves our nation’s children so much why doesn’t she eat them

[How much is 'wow'? @poetryclaw]

officially the old(est) queer at the party.

[How much is 'wow'? @poetryclaw]

I can only accomplish/comprehend/consider/entertain/think about/work on 4-8 ideas at a time, and the people in my life need to accept that. I've tried everything. This brain cannot be hacked.