Keff's Poetry Corner

Keffilicious, Kefftastic and Kefftacular words of wisdom in 140 characters or less.

[Poetry in Muzztion @poetrymuzz]

Needed a theme for the Doctor, didn't know what to do / So I ripped off some stuff from Mass Effect 2.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

Just sitting at home / writing my poems.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

@MarcZeic Marc, Marc; oh who are you? / If only I knew I might follow you too.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

Bill Hartnell was the Doctor back in '63 / The First Doctor says varayaughaweausyasee.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

Let me suggest an album that's fit for all types / I believe it's called Christmas Pan Pipes.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

You say you want the best site there is / So why don't you click on http://t.co/5NmHDZ41

[Poetry in Muzztion @poetrymuzz]

The old theme don't matter / Cos mine's got more clatter.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

A Keffie Haiku Two: Aeroplanes on disk.
Twenty-eight seconds on here.
Whatever you like.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

Surely, thought Keff, that it couldn't hurt / To wear music notes upon my shirt.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

I'll play you some samples so that you can see / It's very like a flute - I think you'll agree.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

I performed the world over, how I would roam / Now I just play in an old people's home.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

@poetrymuzz Awesome iambic tetrameter, Muzz!

[Poetry in Muzztion @poetrymuzz]

The Derbyshire theme sounded wrong / So I made it gallop along.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

Sophie thinks my Prophet's cute / it's an organ it's a flute.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

A Keffie Haiku:
Purely electronic.
It can sound like anything.
Like a real keyboard.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

I've replaced these samples with sounds from a bar / How is it relevant? It isn't - har har.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

If you're stuck making music and haven't a clue / Don't worry: the box will play it properly for you.

[Keff's Poetry Corner @poetrykeff]

The difference between my Prophet and a Korg / Is that my Prophet is just like a real keyboard.