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Poetry, wisdom and insults from the late Cretaceous | Vomit-inducing snackable content for a world that can’t stop being sick on itself

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Today's wisdom: there are more possible moves in a game of chess than grains of sand on a beach, even if, like me, you’ve eaten some of the pieces.
#TuesdayFeeling
#philosophy
#DinosaurWisdom

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Philosophical question for the day: do people who sell dictionaries struggle to find meaning?

#wednesdaythought #dinosaurwisdom #whatdoesitallmean

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#dailypoem #film #BUCKETLIST #MondayVibes

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Today's original insult: you chai-drizzled sawdust sock puppet

#insult #SaturdayThoughts

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#dailypoem #FridayFeeling #piano #2025vibes

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#dailypoem #dinnerparty #MakeItStop

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#dailypoem #foreverchemicals #choppingboard

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#dailypoem #life #FRIDAY

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#dailypoem #Wednesdayvibe #gaming

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I’ve seen packs of hunting velociraptors and I’ve seen hoards of commuters squeezing onto a rush hour train, and of the two I’d take my chances with the velociraptors

#TuesdayMotivaton #commute
#DinosaurWisdom

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Today's original insult: you bland, carroty mind milkshake

#SundayVibes
#insults

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#dailypoem #FridayMotivation #internet

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#dailypoem #ThursdayThoughts #croissant

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People often ask why I’m so good at dispensing timeless wisdom, and I think coming from an era before time has something to do with it.

#wednesdaythought #dinosaurwisdom #timeless

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#dailypoem #TuesdayFeeling

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Pain? I don't know the meaning of the word! Which does makes it hard to order bread in France.

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#dailypoem #mealplan #MakeItStop

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Today's original insult: you foam-faced bromance diplodocus
#Insults #SaturdayVibes
#DinosaurWisdom

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#Christmasgifts #panini #dailypoem

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This future scares me, and I was made extinct by a giant asteroid
#DinosaurWisdom #MakeItStop