Dave Scott

Welcome! Take a seat while I brew a pot of fresh madness.

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@Dr_Evil_1 who?

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@surfshark Nice to see you fully read my post 🤣🤣🤣

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Another day. Another update that breaks more than it fixes @surfshark. And, no, I'm not DM'ing or emailing "support" just to be told to remove the app from my PC, then download it (again) and install it (again) for no difference.

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@80s_Kidz I remember my mum teaching us how to dial 999 on the phone, with the stearn warning of only ever using it in an emergency. Then putting the lock in 1, thus making the lesson and advice irrelevant as it was impossible to dial 999.

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@RobbieSlykk Android has the Apple TV app... As do most smart TV's and internet connected set-top boxes.

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@MelamoriNyan "Washing machine? Don't know what you mean. What do you think of my new liar though?"

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@Gingernuts73 @80s_Kidz There was a carpet shop in my home town called "Michael Hunt's Carpets". Made for some interesting jokes, especially after there was a fire at the shop and the business became mobile.

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@Net_22 @rose1_scarlett @RoyalMail Where I am it's about a 20% chance of Evri delivering an item.

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@benonwine Hey Benny, have you tried going to Iceland and see if they'll give you a job?

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@DerbysPolice @DerbyCC While I appreciate the cause of the incident is unknown, I can't help feel it might be a good time to reassess road safety along Bold Lane, The Strand, Wardwick and Friar gate. There's always speeding cars along those roads. https://t.co/DZz4rDWCoF

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@surfshark Hi, remember this? Well, I reached on on live chat and was amazed at how knowledgeable Jason was and how quickly the issue was resolved. Oh, wait. Sorry, I think I dreamt that. What really happened is after 45 mins of Jason not understanding anything at all, I gave up.

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@surfshark Is the definition of malware on a pc an app or program that causes the pc to behave in an unexpected way? And the most common way to fix the issue to use an antivirus? What do I do if the app causing issues is the antivirus like Surfshark's?

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@surfshark Is the definition of malware on a pc an app or program that causes the pc to behave in an unexpected way? And the most common way to fix the issue to use an antivirus? What do I do if the app causing issues is the antivirus like Surfshark's?

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@bushontheradio @RichieFirth @absoluteradio Passive aggressive secret santa - buy him £10's worth of condoms. That says he shouldn't be allowed to breed.

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@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth What's going with Abs Classic Rock on Alexa? No Bush & Richie and the same songs and segues keep playing.

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Here's what they advertise as their "premium" subscription.

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@Ofcom Hi, I just signed up to Paramount Plus. I took the premium subscription which promises 4K/UHD and Dolby Vison content. I have been unable to find any 4K/UHD/Dolby content. I looked into it & there is no 4k content available in the UK. I believe they are falsely (1/2)

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advertising content that simply isn't avaliable. Please could you look into this? Thanks. (2/2)

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@ParamountPlusUK

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@ParamountPlusUK Just signed up for the premium package. How do I identify what content is in UHD/4K? Even the most recent content seems to be only in HD and I'm already wondering what the purpose of the premium option is.

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Just investigated further. Apparently there is no 4k content available in the UK. Kind of a scummy move to advertise and charge for a subscription and not deliver. Think @Ofcom should look at Paramount's business practices. Meanwhile, how are we doing on my refund?

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@ParamountPlusUK Just signed up for the premium package. How do I identify what content is in UHD/4K? Even the most recent content seems to be only in HD and I'm already wondering what the purpose of the premium option is.

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Here you go. After less than an hour. Can I get a refund for the hour long subscription please?