Pohnny Jilny

I am the real Johnny Pilny

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Johnny Pilny only has 1 friend, it’s a puppet that he created himself. He wove it together with his own feces and pubic hair. It does all of his tweeting for him.

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@ratwansoos Are you mad because he didn’t give you $14,000

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Johnny Pilny stole my bag when we were in high school and has denied it ever since. He will be brought to justice.

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Johnny Pilny can’t drive

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@ratwansoos You guys are best friends, stop being so mean to him

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@ratwansoos Johnny crawled into the sewers and ate that food

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Johnny Pilny sits in a dark room and jerks off all day to the memories of almost beating Andy at video games.

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Johnny Pilny used to have an emotional support squatty potty that he’d bring with him everywhere

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Johnny Pilny looks like a fatter, greasier, uglier version of Kurt Cobain (post-shotgun Cobain)

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Johnny Pilny is screaming and crying and shoving things up his ass because he lost his bag of baby teeth that he’s kept at his bedside table for decades.

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@ratwansoos Yes

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Johnnys ‘lesion’ is a result of controller shrapnel, suffered by throwing it at the wall after Andy beat his ass in Mario kart (again)

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Johnny Pilny only plays Zelda because his tiny Polack brain can’t comprehend any game that isn’t made for children.

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Rubbing alcohol does not remove grease and cum from your hair. I am Johnny Pilny and I approve this message.

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@ratwansoos I bet that would be good cardio for you so I’m in, you could stand to lose a few hundred pounds

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@ratwansoos *Guard

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@ratwansoos You smell like shit, that’s why I kicked you out of my league

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@ratwansoos Go beg him for more money, you’re so close to getting a handout

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@ratwansoos Send photos of yourself and prove it coward

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@ratwansoos Replace Jon Flores with Johnny Pilny and that paragraph becomes true