tony the tank engine

big fat guy smokes and fucks. dick big don’t work no more. no vales verga to all of my followers

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

small business owner

[Mike Devine @mikethedevine]

OUT: notes app apologies
IN: high effort after effects apologies

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

WhatsApp should be pronounced wetchup

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

the slowdown hoedown

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

gosh damnit

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

@cyber_sludge uh……reported………

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

I wonder what people think “bots” are

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

@ayiana_666 dudes rock 🤘🤘

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

telling my girlfriend “fake it til you make it” after sex

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

my hate language is touch (strangle)

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

all of you freaks complaining about tampons in the men’s bathroom, but what is Larry David supposed to do when he gets a nose bleed

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

(giving a eulogy) I was today years old when my dad died

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

the news is dogshit. how do old people get sucked into all that

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Standing in my living room for the singing of the Welsh national anthem, a single word with 48 consonants in a row 🐉

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

snow place like cone

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Newsflash mom your dad died in Vietnam so I could grow up in a country where there’s no such thing as Bedtime

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

“you can’t reach into the pantry for a cup of tone” this about to be the best scholarly article I ever read

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

the ENDS (electronic nicotine delivery system) justify the MEANS (menthol enriched artificial nicotine substitute)

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

hard cock cafe

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

big cock candy mountain

[tony the tank engine @poignantgenius]

consider those bowels inflamed