Prashant Joshi

IT Pro with a free spirit and a no-nonsense approach. Satirical mind and straight talks. Author of 'Rediscovering the Real Me'

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@ndtv Can't wait for the Class 10 textbook to include a chapter on WhatsApp University.

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@ndtvindia पूरी दुनिया में राहुल गांधी के लिए BJP IT Cell से बड़ा और वफादार 'fan club' कोई दूसरा नहीं है

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@IndiaToday @maryashakil It's an interesting system: the government certifies you, then asks whether its own certification can be trusted.

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@SirKazamJeevi It is like giving a mechanic a five-star review from ICU for finally fixing the brakes they accidentally cut.

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@IndianGems_ Applauding a smooth re-test is like celebrating a pilot for successfully landing the plane after crashing it once.

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@Joydas Soon: Death Certificate is proof that you died. It is not proof that you ever lived.

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@LOLrakshak The worker fell into a manhole; accountability fell into a black hole.

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@citizen_kau The gap between policy makers and reality is measured in empty stomachs.

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@baldwhiner Are they fixing Orion's Belt or polishing the Milky Way Galaxy?

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@ndtv At least Indira Gandhi gave us a legal notification before taking our rights; modern democracy is just a surprise party.

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@SaketGokhale The government issued all the documents. The government trusts none of the documents. 😅

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@SirKazamJeevi That is the ultimate "Made in India" stamp.

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@Amisha_Go My passport says "Republic of India," but according to the MEA it translates to "Happy Journey."

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@ndtv @aishvaryjain @divyawadhwa @atullondhe My ex also brings up stuff from the past when she loses an argument.

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@ANI "The World is a family" and Donald Trump is that one toxic uncle that we can't get rid of.

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@sardesairajdeep The government issued all these documents. But the government doesn't fully trust the documents. Make it make sense.

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@satishacharya He has found the "Road to Success" for a healthy diet plan.

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@ChekrishnaCk My passport says "Republic of India," but according to MEA it translates to "Safe Travels, Whoever You Are"

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@sidhant Intense police verification, background checks, biometric scans, birth certificates... all just for a traveller's card to leave the country.

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@PrezzVerde Tomorrow MEA will announce your birth certificate is just a receipt for a hospital bed.