yes thank you they should be SINGING the anthem LOUDLY like i’m talking AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS also they should be doing the choreography from the final dance battle in You Got Served also they should be driving F-250s also they should all get surgery to look like Abe Lincoln
i spent 2 hours curating a twitter blue screenshot storyline for my parents so here u go, for your own offline friends that want to have fun:
DAY 1 – ARRIVAL
How to make Thursday Night Football better:
-No punting allowed
-3 points for a first down
-The Bears are actual bears
-1 player on each team has a taser
-Refs are drunk
-Play the game in a hockey rink
-Use good teams
-Fans are allowed on the field
-Bees everywhere