Beth Pointer

First mate.

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@SuanoD did you see the gonzo joke on SNL Weekend Update?

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@wtothe2 Me-ow too.

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@wtothe2 Mr November dreams of murder.

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@wtothe2 But I do want to see these pets of the month. For real though.

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@Straight2L This is fucking awesome. I hope you print this punt and frame it.

[Sabrina Byrd @sabfreeman13]

Dolly Parton didn't spend her millions on space travel. She spent it putting 150M books in the hands of children.
Be like Dolly.

[Beth Pointer @pointerb]

@SuanoD @Straight2L I can’t stop thinking about the lady who shit herself at work and thought a newspaper was the solution.

[Beth Pointer @pointerb]

@Straight2L My peloton has arrived. You are fully to blame. If I start listening to pelotalk podcasts, y’all need to chip in to my lobotomy gofundme. #thetens #peloton #notijuanagastricsleeve

[Beth Pointer @pointerb]

@Straight2L my wife woke up this am and the first thing she said was, “I can’t believe they introduced us to Shane having a dog and never saw it again. Monsters.”

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@Straight2L Understanding this important information is the first part of my platform to run as Mayor of LA. Why I am running is still a mystery to all of us. #bettepointer2021

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@Straight2L My guess would be @wtothe2 would feel like a proud celebrity, @tervin would be nervous and maybe want to quit, @SuanoD would keep forgetting about the Tens (of thousands) and remain oblivious

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@Straight2L if the Tens suddenly became 50k+, which of you would be the first to let it go to their head?

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@rebeccapunch_ You’re gonna kill it and your hair looks great.

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@Straight2L I’m a little bit afraid, no lie.

[Beth Pointer @pointerb]

@Straight2L Bette’s skirt in the last episode looked like a beach towel. We discussed it for a long time. Karen is so rarely wrong, but on this…

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@Straight2L Our chicken finger appetizer will have a clever punny name. Like “who fingered who?” Perhaps.

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@steenwes @Straight2L @tervin @SuanoD @wtothe2 This lady helps me understand the MAGA people more.

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@Straight2L I want to start a cafe called The Tijuana Gastric Sleeve (TJ Sleeve’s for short). Our motto will be Music. People. No Food.

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@Straight2L are y’all going to post the pic of Whit’s feta quesadilla travesty so we can make a judgement? That sounds like some shit you eat if you live in a sheshed.

[Beth Pointer @pointerb]

@Straight2L The fact that the back doesn’t say Music People Food is sad to me. https://t.co/HwspHNBMy2