MJ

designer at ecobee / corgi parent / nice, but mean

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

Idk how this makes sense but drinking water from the bathroom tap is disgusting yet drinking water from the kitchen tap is fine

[Trisha Mellon @TrishaMellon]

That period of time between Christmas and New Year’s feels like this image, I don’t know how else to describe it

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

Made the mistake of assuming a girl’s curly-haired wig costume was Bob Ross when in actuality she was Ice Spice… so I will now be picking out my casket seeing as I am 87 years old

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

@rachelclma yea no I am not an employee

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

[me at the garden centre]

Sorry I don’t work here I’m just wearing overalls

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

….and society’s war on glasses wearers wages on 🥲

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

@wownicebuttdude @rachelclma ok but this is you? The only thing missing is the hugging emoji 🫂

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

You know you’re from Toronto when your phone autocorrects Austin to Auston @MapleLeafs

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

Are you trying to tell me that The Menu is NOT part of Voldemort’s origin story??

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

Don’t know how people who say cue-pon live with themselves

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

My toxic trait is that I cry when I hear Forever by Chris Brown cuz I’m reminded of this

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

Sorry I’m late I forgot to change the clock forward on my rice cooker

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

@rachelclma This is basically the plot of toy story

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

Watching my bf absolutely unravel doing his first wordle

[trash jones @jzux]

me when i have a bad day: i think i deserve a little treat

me when i have a good day: i think i deserve a little treat

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

So incredibly relieved that the we are done using Spotify Wrapped as a flex and are all coming to terms with not having listened to a new song/artist since 2012 😌😌😌

[jules @lnternetvibes]

succession (HBO, 2018)

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

😌😌😌

[Remy Kassimir @RemyKassimir]

Giving my boyfriend a 45 minute backstory on a person so I can talk shit on them for 5 seconds

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

Mama Ru serving fierce anti histamine realness 💅

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

Rly pride myself on being the go-to audience member that has the biggest responsibility of saying “yup we can see it” when people start screen sharing

[MJ @pointfiveasian]

@so_vivian The stickers in figjam alone lol