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And the Lord spake, saying, "Tweet thou before me or face vile condemnations, yet beware, thou shall have only forty and one hundred charact

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@RochesterNY585 I remember my first time using a knife.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

North American Cryptids

By Dan Meth

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Jumped back into theater last night. Only had time to eat a gas station hotdog before rehearsal and my car has brake problems so basically picking up right where I left off. #coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool

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@interesting_aIl Coolcoolcoolcoolcool. This is all great and definitely sustainable and everything is going really well.

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First it was the worst political takes possible with replies like “many such cases!”

Then the “LINK IN BIO” robots appeared.

Now the rest of Twitter is videos titled “Bro thought bro was down bad but bro got cooked 😂”

I JUST WANT TO LEARN ABOUT TRUE CRIME AND SPACE STUFF

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@danghentschel You’re a real fucking hero

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@esjesjesj Many such cases!

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Doing this because whatever could possible help is on the table. May an army of 100,000 Lukas go scorched earth tonight. So say we all. @Mavs_FFL @NationMffl

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What makes the ABC pregame coverage of the NBA finals so much better than TNT are the five minute segments of repackaged Twitter clips followed by ten minutes of commercials. I can’t wait for the ABC exclusive app. It’s gonna be so fucking sick.

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That’s a pizza. Nice try NASA. #flatpizza

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

Cyclones at Jupiter’s North Pole
Credit: NASA

[marty, @martycomma]

pepsicels seething, pepper chads thriving

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@Mavs_FFL Dirk Nowitzki

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@lushdragon Waiting a bit longer to do something extremely petty with unnecessary flair.

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If he doesn’t wait until 4th of July to do this then what are we even doing? Harry needs a ‘Murica sommelier to teach him our ways.

[New York Post @nypost]

Prince Harry officially renounces British residency, lists US as his ‘new country’ on documents https://t.co/8ATdaX4wv3

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That was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. All the hype was worth it.

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I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the ancient people and how hard it must’ve been for them to fathom the idea of a total solar eclipse, and even more difficult for them to find a CVSto buy a pair of solar eclipse glasses.

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@lushdragon A woke mainstream media sphere? No thank you. More like GLOBAL CABAL

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I some family members with some real hot takes on “what shape our planet is” and I need my producer friends in television to green light a race to the edge of the flat world competition. There has to be a thing like this already, yes?

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Top 4 favorite Solar Eclipse warnings so far:

1) The government made cloud cover so a bunch of Bigfoots can emerge
2) Three days of darkness and a bunch of math numbers because Jesus is going to return
3) Black Hole going to open up in Switzerland
4) We already all died in 2012

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My new personality is watching solar eclipse religious conspiracy videos on TikTok