BREAKING
Kevin Malteser has had a positive COVID - 19 test. As a result he has been put into self isolation in the one and only toilet at the grounds. Good news is Baba Malteser will take his place for the game tonight.
#getwellkevmalteser
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The First XI would like to apologize for the awful performances yesterday. With Alibaba saying 'It is the pride and passion we should fight for but today we showed none.
We need to think back when our legendary manager John Fitz gave this speech on winters night in 2019 'Gamble'
BREAKING NEWS.
Five minutes before the match three players; Lewis Hamiltion, Starving African and Tikka Masala have contracted COVID. Due to financial reason the match has not been postponed and will carry on as normal. Future Covid case are likely after the match.
Team for tonight:
GK: Adam Malteser
LB: Baba Malteser
CB: Joe Malteser
CB: James Malteser
RB: Ryan Malteser
CDM: Starving African
CAM: Lewis Hamilton
LM: Tikka Masala
RM: Barry Wilson
ST: Hambone
ST: Jihad B
Subs:
Sudan
Maddie
Humbug
Jesus
Mazaldino
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