Falak Afsha Siddiqi

Don't be surprised if I followed you first, that's bcoz I found you amusing!
Here to rant!

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

So ppl who got married last year when are you having kids? I wanna play with them and be their non-biological aunty/cousin.
#babyfever

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

Yes I have No plans for New Year Eve, now what to do Chadarmod?

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

Same joke on Reddit: 200+ upvotes.
Same joke on Insta & X: 5 likes and my mom asking if I’m okay. 😔
I love you my Reddit anonymous paglus 😘🤗

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

@rose_k01 Well legally there's nothing wrong in it, as it is not owned by the State and is working as a Pvt Entity- so not any Fundamental Freedoms are violated here.

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

@IRCTCofficial I had cancelled tickets, via IRCTC App, on the 4/4/2026 and I still haven't got my refund. On the app it says the amount has been processed and refunded. When asked in the bank even they don't know how to check. Pls help.

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

I like random cringe reels on my feed kyuki meri akeli ki hi kyu kharab ho feed. Tum sabki bhi honi chahaiye.

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

Nobody worries about your marriage, even your own parents, than a rando guy on the internet.

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

Kya Live - In mein rehne wali ladkiyaan, apni Vidai ke din roti hai??
Like kyu hi or kis liye roti hongi woh?

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

(Conclusion):
✅ The Prophet (ﷺ) taught that our loyalty is to truth and justice, against oppression, not tribe, nation, or ethnicity. What is wrong, is actually wrong.
Blind following is dangerous — it leads back to Jahiliyyah (ignorance).

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

One of the most misinterpreted Hadith:
The Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ) said:
"Whoever fights under the banner of nationalism (‘asabiyyah), supports it, or gets angry for it, dies in a state of Jahiliyyah (ignorance)."
— Sunan Ibn Majah 3948 | Kitab al-Fitan
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[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

(Misinterpretation):
⚠️ Many misuse this hadith to say Islam rejects any love for one’s land or culture.
That’s false. Islam allows love for your land — but not when it blinds you to injustice or leads you to oppress others.
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[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

@NishitShawHere Aman Mehra (Kuch Kuch Hota Hai)

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

If life throws an opportunity @me, I’d rather choose to be Chanakya than Chandragupta.

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

Does anyone else feel like many so-called fashion & beauty influencers are just promoting over-consumerism in the name of 'hauls'? Constantly pushing unnecessary products isn't just tiring, it's a threat to Sustainability.
Har Do din mein beauty haul ka bawasir shuru ho jata hai

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

@imVkohli @StayWrogn Bhai bhai aise mat daalo.... kuch Der ke liye saans ruk gayi thi😭

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

Got more calls from the Election Commission for Maharashtra elections than on my birthday! Like bro, I’m from Goa, a voter in Goa, just stuck with a Maharashtra-registered SIM. Chill, ECI.🙃📞But hey, I’d encourage all my Maharashtra folks to go vote!
#MaharahstraElection2024

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

Lmao the IRONY 🤣. Look who is talking!

[Rahul Kanwal @rahulkanwal]

Media bias is a serious issue. Watch @CNN for 15 minutes and you will be convinced that @KamalaHarris is winning because Independent voters and even some Republicans are voting for her. Switch to @FoxNews and they will bombard you with reasons why @realDonaldTrump is winning again. If you’re a neutral viewer, you may end totally confused about which channel is capturing the real picture. Which is why I believe strongly that journalists should try to leave their personal biases outside the newsroom and try to capture the shifting sands in an election. Politicians would want to box you in either camp. But at the very least an effort should be made to try to capture both sides of the argument.

[Falak Afsha Siddiqi @poisedpapi]

Bothered. Not moisturized. Not in my lane. Unfocused. Not flourishing.

I Wish, I could relate to uncle.