ari 🛍

synthetic apparitions of not being lonely

[ari 🛍 @poisonmepapi]

they'll put a U2 song up your ass if you're not looking

[U2 @U2]

It's when I'm with you, I miss you the most. Pre-save Silencio. Out tomorrow.

[don @katelosten]

every tongue that rises against the muppets shall fall

[alexa @alexamazov]

you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo

[giratina spawn👹 @mfnevyn]

y’all ruined the word daddy my kids gonna have to call me Brienne of Tarth

[ry @RyanNice]

y’all think brockhampton still together in the mcu

[professor breeze phd @muad_diva]

Telling someone “it’s on Tubi”

[EDK @energydrinkking]

y'all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me the hilarious ross matthews

[ＷＥＴ ＡＲＭＡＤＩＬＬＯ @BauceSauce]

police pulled me over because flock cameras caught me running around town with a swag too different

[pinkst4r @p1nkstarxo]

I feel like this little monkey it’s okay little monkey

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Sometimes I get Really Anxious and feel like I have No Friends but in Reality I have 3 of Them

[isabella ♡ @mjxbubbles]

something about Don’t stop Till you get enough is so magical

[merrin @wowzowee]

I take a sorta European approach to living in Chicago, Illinois

[trish @ultragloss]

picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[jo @cowboypraxis]

i tried to make two plans in one day. as if i were god. as if i were literal god.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it is OKAY to be 26 and SCARED OF DATING and best friends with YOUR PARENTS

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

it is OKAY to be 26 ♥️

[fae 🚬 @yailslut]

you left your labubu at MY apartment. straight from the dubai chocolate department.