alex 🍭

jokes so bad they are sometimes good. she|her

[matt flick @flick_matt44]

@ChrisMWilliams @Hassel_Chris
Chis williams

[alex 🍭 @poissoniv]

@Tarah_NT Hate that for you

[alex 🍭 @poissoniv]

@Tarah_NT God the freedom of no protein

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Pingo and Nina. They are believed to be the only Rainbow Dalmatians in the world. Approximately 25% of their spots are red, blue, or yellow, instead of black. Scientists are stumped, but one thing is certain: it would be an honor to pet them. 14/10 for both

[alex 🍭 @poissoniv]

We had to rehome Hickory today - I’m doing well but then again not. Grief is weird

[alex 🍭 @poissoniv]

@Tarah_NT Every Sunday I have the same thought

[alex 🍭 @poissoniv]

@soundthemsirens @Tigerhawk_King

[alex 🍭 @poissoniv]

@uncalivable @hi__rach Tea

[alex 🍭 @poissoniv]

Absolutely not

[matt flick @flick_matt44]

@SammyCyclone That’s how I went to “bed” (stayed up wide eyed staring at the shadow person in the corner of my room)

[alex 🍭 @poissoniv]

@soundthemsirens @CrockerCovers Disgusting

[alex 🍭 @poissoniv]

Y’all I love my honey. Y’all can’t tell me different

[alex 🍭 @poissoniv]

Santa Matt put something in my stocking. Should I peak?

[alex 🍭 @poissoniv]

@Tarah_NT Do that and then cover it all in chocolate

[alex 🍭 @poissoniv]

This is right about the time I start getting a hankering for Bluebell ice cream

[alex 🍭 @poissoniv]

My boss and I are now on the level where she will start a new email string with us alone and talk shit. I’m into it

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

“I like your personality” thanks it’s a disorder