Pete K. Chew

Everything you wanted to say about Pokemon go in front of your kids, but couldn't.

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

Who do you think you are? The #nidoqueen of England? #PokemonGO #pokemongofuckyourself #pokemongofys

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

A vegetarian German pokemon trainer is a Bellkraut #PokemonGO #pokemongofuckyourself #pokemongofys

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

I'm kinda into catercreampie porn #pokemongofuckyourself #PokemonGO #pokemongofys

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

Anyone else wanna smoke some #weedle? #pokemonGO #pokemongofys #pokemongofuckyourself

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

I think a #clefairy should be able to marry another clefairy. Nidorans too. #pokemonGO #pokemongofys #pokemongofuckyourself

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

Of course there's a pokemon porn parody #strokemon
https://t.co/2BtWU3klrl #PokemonGO #pokemongofys #pokemongofuckyourself

[#Pokemon @Pokemon_Days]

Playing #PokemonGo be like... https://t.co/LCuvllYLEo

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

Yeah, 2 episodes of Law & Order SVU reference Pokemon. #Machoked https://t.co/kPOhitjtM8 #PokemonGO #pokemongofys #pokemongofuckyourself

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

I went to #CeruleanCity. They only have fucking crayons. No #pokemon. #PokemonGO #pokemongofys #pokemongofuckyourself

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

Your mama's so fat she caught a #butterfree and thought it came with popcorn. #PokemonGO #pokemongofys #pokemongofuckyourself

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

Hitler's final poke-solution was to get rid of all the Pikajews. #PokemonGO #pokemongofys #pokemongofuckyourself

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

Is that a #diglett in your pants or are you just happy to see me? #pokemongo #pokemongofuckyourself #pokemongofys

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

Did you see the hoothooters on that one? #pokemongo #pokemongofuckyourself #pokemongofys

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

A #Pokemon with a half chub is a pseudowoodo - #Generation2pokemon #pokemongo #pokemongofuckyourself #pokemongofys

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

"I bedrilled some chick last night. She was hotter than #magmar." #pokemongo #pokemongofuckyourself #pokemongofys

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

"I met him playing pokemon go, and he gave me Krabbies." #pokemongo #pokemongofuckyourself #pokemongofys

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

Your mama is just gastly. #pokemongo #pokemongofuckyourself #pokemongofys

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

She got Blastoised right in the face! #pokemongo #pokemongofuckyourself #pokemongofys

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

Lesbokemons like to Scizor. #pokemongo #pokemongofuckyourself #pokemongofys

[Pete K. Chew @pokemongofys]

Lickitung my pokeballs. #pokemongo #pokemongofuckyourself #pokemongofys #Pokeballs