My wife got stung by a Bee on the forehead, she is at A&E now. Her face is all swollen and Bruised, she almost died.
Luckily I was close enough to hit the Bee with a Shovel.
cheguei no restaurante e perg p garcom se ele podia avisar qd faltasse 15 min p comida chegar pq tomo insulina, acho q ele achou q se eu n comesse em 15 min eu caia dura pq chegou em 5 min, to imaginando eles na cozinha gritando FAZ ESSA PORRA LOGO É A VIDA DA MENINA Q TA EM JOGO
As a guy who had to edit in his voice for YouTube, you have no idea the lengths I had to go thru to stop my voice sounding like this!
Konnichiwa mina-san, Seikisha-san desu