Jen Burke

Coffee drinking, heart-breaking, sword-wielding retired foot model.

[Dr. Longissimus @DrLongissimus]

Radiology is the only specialty in medicine you can perform as a tetraplegic. Also naked.

[Jen Burke @pokey]

@socialistdogmom I am under 5'1", got a Marin Nicasio (size 47) this spring and it fits great! There were even smaller bikes (sizes 43 & 46) that I took for a test ride. They exist!

[Jen Burke @pokey]

Do you have some of that adhesive Velcro at the Salle? I need a few feet of it.

[Jen Burke @pokey]

They call her Banana. This is her street. Stay out. #eastvan

[Jen Burke @pokey]

Me: My haircut is a bit too butch. How can I not look like a lesbian?
Him: Put a penis in your vagina.

[Jen Burke @pokey]

A photo from my fencing club was used on the @Leon_Paul FB page!
https://t.co/ENEeaf60Hp

[Jen Burke @pokey]

Question of the day: Where do you find a stomach on a Thursday afternoon in Reno? #maryroach #Gulp

[Jen Burke @pokey]

Dear Universe, please stop giving me everything I ask for. Most of my wishes aren't well thought out. Thanks, j. #luckygirl

[🟧 @GammaCounter]

You could put anything next to a *rice cake* & the rat will choose it. Not addiction but Rice Cake Avoidance Behavior http://t.co/MLKmtvbJvy

[James Randerson @james_randerson]

Test your maths ability with our quiz: Arithmeticklish or empty set? http://t.co/RpyrE9hlkh by @SLSingh

[Jen Burke @pokey]

Coming out of retirement to be a wrist model today. I will finally be able to put the foot modeling fiasco behind me.

[Jen Burke @pokey]

The ocean floor just got a lot bigger: http://t.co/LDT5gVDTQu #Photography #miniatures

[Steve Silberman @stevesilberman]

Woah. Inside an abandoned public library in Detroit. http://t.co/EbyWBT1ohW

[Jen Burke @pokey]

Me: (after applying makeup) Do I look prettier?
Him: Every time I look at you, you are prettier... Unless you're grumpy.

[Jen Burke @pokey]

Deadly lake in Tanzania turns animals into calcified sculptures http://t.co/tLHKMm09PO via @newscientist

[Jen Burke @pokey]

Double-headed snake/conjoined twin: http://t.co/MX2ZlbJDwy
[Gah! I didn't need to know this exists]

[Michael Fitzpatrick @VanFitz]

Jon Stewart Shreds GOP Over Obamacare: 'Utter Insanity,' 'It's a F*cking...: http://t.co/4kYVV9FKTd via @youtube

[🟧 @GammaCounter]

London Metropolitan Police officer hostering a 25mm. http://t.co/jWeNBonFYZ

[Jen Burke @pokey]

Best Craigslist ad ever. Coffee Table of the Gods: http://t.co/KjbAuNzi9Q

[Jen Burke @pokey]

@Whisky_Kitchen thanks for the warning...