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dingus

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

The short sleeve dress shirt

Worn by the people who put a man on the moon.

and then it disappeared forever

Powerful garment

America's Toga

[Poko @pokopatcher]

@WiseGreyOwl99 @GamingAndPandas Packed pears are popular in Southeast Asia and fresh pears are more popular in other places.

[Poko @pokopatcher]

@MinModulation It only worked because nerd boys are sensitive to being told they're monsters. They either acquiesced to the demands or freaked out and joined anti-SJW movements. The frat boys didn't care.

[Poko @pokopatcher]

@Lizquidity goals

[sophia of hangover @aethelfleds]

The ensuing high from this must have been so great that he probably had to confess afterwards

[Poko @pokopatcher]

@MinModulation Kerdsie. Is anyone working on this?

[Poko @pokopatcher]

@MinModulation That's what the parents want. They would rather have a miserable cis child than a happy trans child. They would rather have a miserable trans child than a happy trans child.

[Poko @pokopatcher]

@Double_K_A @Heroine__P_ ime men like elaborate dishes and sous-vide and "reverse searing" and women like minimal effort dishes that feed a lot of people.

[Poko @pokopatcher]

@ZyMazza I did summer camps at the Scottsdale one. It was pretty cool!

[👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲 @OfAthenry]

Geologists when they get fired and have to clean out their office

[Poko @pokopatcher]

Sometimes a coworker will ask you a question, and you know the answer, but you can't tell them otherwise you become "the guy" for that.

[AB .✦ ݁˖ @w4stedpulse]

My entire life is structured around avoiding getting yelled at

[Lesbian Rod Serling 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇷 @LRSerling]

My most childish trait is that if we are playing a game, we play by the rules and we play to win. I cannot stand people who dont put effort into learning how to play to win a game and treat it as purely an opportunity to chat with friends

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

It's funny that across "progress bars" have become completely meaningless. If you download, update, or install, there will be a progress bar for a random amount of time. One it gets to 100%, you wait on that for longer than the progress bar was. Then this happens five more times.

[Avaki (Control Resonant) @Avaki6]

I'm a father of 4 with a 9-5 job where's the fart trail and white paint

[Poko @pokopatcher]

@MinModulation Normies love body modification as long as it's done nonconsensually to a child for the purpose of making them "normal".

[Poko @pokopatcher]

@Allipses @MinModulation Ideally something instrument-specific. I like the Essential Elements books.

[inhuman resources @inhumandept_vp]

Our employees have been begging us to try a four-day workweek.

I'm open-minded, so we ran a pilot.

Monday through Thursday.

Same salary.

Same workload.

Productivity actually increased.

People were happier.

Turnover dropped.

It was one of the most successful HR experiments we've ever conducted.

So naturally we ended it.

If they can get five days of work done in four days, imagine how much they can get done in five.

[Poko @pokopatcher]

@MinModulation Literally me

[Nozer @JohnThePapist]

There should be a hinge but for meeting other boys