Fernandyslexic

This is my coping mechanism.

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

Be bearish on Twitter stocks

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

Ungodly Twitter feeds lately

[George Mack @george__mack]

What is ignored by the media -- but will be studied by historians?

8 more examples:

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

I see a lot of fist fights on my twt feed.
I don't like this kind of feed on my tl

Thanks for turning this app into a Facebook /meta Elon Dickhead

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

@SatyrsRespite @Wallesh19 I might leave this app if it doesn't improve

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

As a mark of respect address your parents as 'my noble creators' and see your fortunes change for the better.

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

Fucking bitter rn 😠

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

Worst Monday of the week!!!!! 😤😤😩😩

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

I ordered two pizzas one after the other in the span of 2.5 hours and both were shit.

How is your sunday night going?

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

I'm pretty sure that this is @GeorgeRussell63 and not Taylor Swift

[ahmed baokbah 🇸🇦 🏎️🛩️ @ahmed_baokbah]

The height difference between Fernando Alonso and Taylor Swift when they pull up to paddock

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

MY BROTHER PUBLISHED A RESEARCH PAPER Y'ALL AND IT'S ON FUCKING WILEY WEBSITE!!!!!!!

SOOOOOO FUCKING PROUD OF HIM!!!!!!!
@leonferns 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

https://t.co/0UAfVdoOp7

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

having a cat or other small critter ride your shoulders is so rad dude. it’s the closest human beings will ever come to becoming a mech. where do you wanna go little guy?? i will destroy everything in our path for you

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

bro you are the president. YOU do it

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

My doctor had recommended to tweet for my health.

The prescription reads :

Tweet 0-0-1

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

Ans: I used to .... until I recently learnt how to really listen to them.

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

This is art

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

woza vibe

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

I've been following this guy on TikTok for years. I'm still not 100% sure what he's doing, but it feels like he's getting really good at it.

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

I can relate to this as I have a similar functioning faucet

[Fernandyslexic @pokriduma]

@amalezishi I show symptoms of the same