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Are your meetings killing you? Tips on running a great meeting based on the book "Death by Meetings" - http://t.co/Blqjki27 - sp

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Are you a student? Get a Digital Subscription to The New York Times at the special college rate of 99¢ for 4 week http://t.co/aqXPN2Pv - sp

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Wow , so this is how you can get alot of followers on twitter http://t.co/mRe4JnIZ

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*Year 2050* Son: “Dad how did you meet mom?” Dad: “Aaah my son… It all started with a Follow back on Twitter”.

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2 REASONS WHY I CURSE: 1) Because I fucking want to. 2) Because I fucking can.

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DORA- “Where is the castle?” BOOTS- “Uh, Dora ... it’s right behind us.” DORA- “Stfu, I'm talking to the kids!”

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That moment when you’re in a really bad mood and your parents won’t stop annoying you.

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A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.

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Life is too precious to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don't even know what's going on.

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You text him, he doesn't text back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

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Don't f*ck with someone's relationship just because you can't get one.

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*Twilight* Happy Bella: (-_-) Sad Bella: (-_-) Excited Bella: (-_-) Angry Bella: (-_-) Shocked Bella: (-_-)

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M.A.T.H = Mental Abuse to Humans.

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This is my glass of care \_/ oh damn, it's empty.

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Am i the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe?

[Gael @verygael]

#BlackGirlsFamousLines my hair used to be long but I cut it

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Dear camera whores, this is Facebook. Not an online application for a job as a prostitute. Sincerely, put some clothes on.

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Girls, Geeks and Great Costumes. Check out the best of Comic-Con 2012. http://t.co/aZu8EbcW - sp

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Pulling out a pack of gum in school is like pulling out crack in a rehab center. Once you do it, everyone suddenly becomes your friend