Lady Mondegreen

Scientist, feminist, raconteur, lover of pork pies.

[Lady Mondegreen @Polarmix127]

@rickygervais Puke cos he reminds me of a bloke I went on a blind date with....

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@SarahjevsEvans It's cool there!

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@FondOfBeetles @madameask Preparing food for consumption is a basic survival skill. If you don't know how to do it when the proverbial hits the fan you've had it.

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@SarahjevsEvans In my imagination I see doing nothing all day except taking pictures of Howard Kevin and painting him. Sounds great!

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@RoisinMichaux Stopped shopping there a long time ago......

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@JohnCleese There was a time when I would have stoutly defended the BBC but it is all woke shittery now. Accurate unbiased news is no longer important to them.

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@SpeechUnion Probably want to replace Santa with a drag queen.....

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@fesshole I'm the same.If only I could get the right tool, maybe I could fix my life.......

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@LondonMudlark Haven't ironed anything in decades - and I still survived!

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@NHM_London Who was Molly Borthwick?

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@PickliciousF Slippers are a good place to barf. They won't notice until its too late.

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@WeirdInTheWade I often wondered what happened to the great swan mystery as it features in every intro but I couldn't remember hearing about it.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

GET THIS: TikTok are going to remove my lovely campaign video from their platform, as 'it breaches our policies on political advertising and fundraising'. Hmm. if I bigged up the hideous human rights abuses of a dystopian dictatorship, would they have a problem with that too? 🤔

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@nitisodhi I can remember you starting at the surgery and becoming my GP! Good luck for the future.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

We’re trying to get as many followers as Nigel Farage so we can show those who want to privatise the NHS just how many people are prepared to fight against it.

Please take a few seconds to help by following us and retweeting this.

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@orchid_b @ancientnmodern @_BTO @Natures_Voice @BBCSpringwatch @SoundApproachUK Nah, mine just imitates car alarms.

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@DrawingEggen Spot on!

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I've just signed @DailyMirror's 38 Degrees petition calling on @bbc to re-instate @GaryLineker to #motd #BringBackGary #ImWithGary - please sign and RT https://t.co/jXz33l5ebw via @38degrees

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@BuryMarket Squashed fly cake!