Rem

[Rem @PolaroidShadow]

“The calm before the storm is often just as terrifying as the storm.”

[Rem @PolaroidShadow]

Fate.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

What's it called when you lose in the World Cup after the leader of your country tries to cheat?

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“kids shouldn’t be into politics!”

yeah well, politicians shouldn’t be into kids, but, here we are.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Mitch McConnell’s wife fled to China and his oldest daughter deleted her account here. He is dead and the GOP are covering it up.

[Orla Joelsen @OJoelsen]

If the US loses to Belgium, Trump will probably announce a 117% tariff on Belgian chocolate before sunset.

[Rem @PolaroidShadow]

@MAGAVoice @Hunter_Eagleman It actually won’t lmao but the president being a pedophile? Yea, that’s forever. 🤷‍♀️

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

👏DO👏NOT👏LET👏THIS👏STORY👏DIE👏

Texas Attorney General, and now Republican nominee for the Texas Senate Ken Paxton gave his friend 28 days in jail after he repeatedly raped a young boy.

He does not have to register as a sex offender.

He didn’t even lose his license to practice law.

[A Fine Whine @justheragain]

Someone knows!

Be the hero of this situation

Remember that McConnell tried to fill Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s seat within hours of her death

[Rem @PolaroidShadow]

😭😭😭

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Zohran Mamdani to open NYC's first-ever food pantry for pets.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

If you don't love your neurodivergent girl when she's melancholy and overstimulated, then you don't deserve her when she's bubbly and excitable

[Rem @PolaroidShadow]

Who are we to stop natural selection??

[Christopher Salas @ChristopherS_DC]

People on the National Mall are not happy that the Secret Service is telling them to evacuate due to weather leading up to President Donald Trump speaking

[Col Ghannon Burton (USMC Ret) @GhannonBurton]

His entire staff should be arrested and charged with seditious conspiracy… they are all already in on industrial scale voter fraud.

[yari 🐆 @yareishaa]

the only reason i bounce back quick is because i allow myself to be manic for 3 days

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Dating tip: if a guy tells you he’s not very political, he’s conservative but has learned that won’t get him łaid

[Rem @PolaroidShadow]

On July 4th, mind you. The jokes are writing themselves atp

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

white nationalists having to shelter from the storm in the national museum of african american history is so god coded

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Nothing says "thriving economy" like three generations living under one roof because none of them can afford rent separately.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you’re gonna be a Nazi, show your face and be a proud Nazi. Quit being a bunch of fucking pussies and take the masks off.

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

I had to add patrick

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Say what you want about the right, they have produced some of the greatest metaphors in history

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

A friendly message to MAGA folks on this 4th of July weekend: you are the most traitorous, unpatriotic, anti-American, insurrectionist pieces of shit walking the earth right now. Fuck you.

[𝓓𝓮𝓵 @delonperc]

Someone emplain the neurodivergent experience of feeling like I was mentally older than my peers as a child and now feel mentally younger now as an adult….