lani

let’s not, ok? she/her

[lani @polellan]

one thing about me if i tweet it, i’ll delete it 😘

[lani @polellan]

we’ve reached the “sharing a referral code for free tax services to win a chance at a giveaway because i’m so broke” level of late stage capitalism https://t.co/26KWgeKmec

[lani @polellan]

give me one good movie kiss and i’ll be alright

[lani @polellan]

and i know no one will save me, i’m just asking for a kiss

[lani @polellan]

and i know no one will save me, i’m just asking for a kiss

[lani @polellan]

i’ve been big and small and big and small and big and small again and stillll

[lani @polellan]

i’ve been big and small and big and small and big and small again and stillll

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

and stop making “feminist” synonymous with “loser” because that’s how you sound lmao

[lani @polellan]

“…..this is not gonna be sutton on trial at sea” —next weeks episode entitled “sutton on trial at sea” idk how else to explain it but bravo is doing this shit different

[lani @polellan]

@NinaSerafina v true

[lani @polellan]

wtf is grok i swear to god

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

.@TheDemocrats

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the country didn’t “move far right”, trump got less votes than he did in 2020. democrats just completely fumbled their coalition and alienated entire bases of voters

[alan* @_alan1000000]

atleast we won’t have to deal with him next election..right guys?

[lani @polellan]

is it insane to scroll back a whole year and read every text message between you and your boyfriend? or is it normal and like extremely sexy?

[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

stay away from relatives that hurt your mother. they don't like you either.

[Victoria Monét @VictoriaMonet]

How are any of us expected to get rest after that

[macaulay cockin @gardenoutro]

I’d like to actually thank the CMAs for pissing her off.

[lani @polellan]

@3ikuobaj i missed you

[lani @polellan]

i truly thought i only had to worry about what i remembered. but i guess there is so much more!!! thanks notification!!! thanks threads!!!

[lani @polellan]

a notification that i’m ’now following on threads’ a person who i have completely forgotten until now is tucking me into bed. this notification just wants to make sure i sleep well tonight.

[lani @polellan]

love tweeting one tweet at nearly 5 am on a sunday morning!! and nothing else!! ever!