poli-Clark

Undefeated at debating your Mom

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Big plans for tonight

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

When will fagcent be an option for siri

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

Georgia O'Keefe is Rorschach for perverts

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

David Lynch be like you know Nosferatu? Yeah, so what if the FBI was involved? I think I'll make 50 hours of content on this, but I'll need that twink we worked with in Blue Velvet and both the tallest and shortest actors you can get me

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

Found out there's a family group chat without me

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

DUI on a tech deck

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

"You're a walking red flag"
Bitch, I am most certainly not Chinese

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

Not to go full old man screams at the sky but every quarter after 2000 is crap and feels like a cheap pressed coin from a zoo

[frye @___frye]

we’ve reinvented the greek chorus

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

I met someone in real life whose favorite movies are Avengers Infinity War and Forrest Gump. We truly live in bubbles #AmongUs募集

[birdbath @birdbath]

"Dad why is my sister named Rose?"
"Your mother loves roses"
"Thanks Dad"
"No problem, Version Of Your Father Before He Started Drinking. Now you, Rose & True Detective Season 1 go distract security while daddy stuffs sudafed down his dungarees. I'm making Aryan peptides tonight"

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

Would not recommend watching The Lighthouse followed by Perfect Blue in one night

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

Fletcher Loyer giving a bad name to balding men yet again #NoRoleModels

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

Just saw the new Predator movie and there were no Chris Hansen cameos. 1/10 false advertising

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

Damn girl, you really hawk tuahed that sneeze ahaha. Anyways, can I see your feet?

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

Can I borrow a nuke @NorthKorea

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

November 1st hits and Christmas commercials are already out

[poli-Clark @poli_Clark]

@mattforney .

Mm mm