Singapore Police

Formed in the late 1950's, SPC is helping out citizens but turns out how many kambings we singaporeans live among.This is a parody account, stupid.

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@ArenInk , honestly, they are gigolo's for our night show. We officers get tired you know.

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@Pocketssized , Who the hell cares if you're there at chong boon secondary?

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@iRBHO @HadiScherzinger , Chong boon is a horrible school. We love to keep our base there. Student comes out= gangster. horrible.

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@IvyyL Its not along PTE, PTE is what, your fathers expressway? Its CTE.

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do like us on facebook- http://t.co/1k5a72sW

Admin slot is up too!!

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@bodohnakmampos when you hide a pack of cigarette and when we can find it, dont say "HAHAHA INI OFFICER #BodohNakMampos"

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@smrtsg dont tell us about it. We are lazy catching the same old people all the time.

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@SGTeacherSays , Keep your salary confidential. We can't let the kids know how little our salary as a government servant is.

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Seems that every time we are patrol, The estate becomes a zombie land.

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@S7ChoiSooYoung @smrtsg No, Spca for your face.

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Do not leave any slippers outside your house. Its christmas season and Foreign talent loves free stuff.

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@SingTel @puffyhong @CNBLUES_5 ,Do not put in details like your address as they might send sales person instead. Beware!

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@SMRT_Singapore , We got a complain from a user that this is a fake account. Kindly take it down.

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@FallenSpadez , Multiple users has lodged a complain stating that your display picture gives them nightmare. Please change it..

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@Dxnosawrus come and commit a crime. In changi prison there is a bigger view. We will be waiting.

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@iamnatho , a few users have decided to complaint on this tweet because it may be a scam. Please delete this tweet.Thank you

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The is a few PRC applicant applying for a position @spf. we wonder, do we hire them?

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@DeonBoon , come and commit a crime. In changi prison, we will be delighted to feed your hungry mouth.

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@awfullyamanda, If @smrtsg make fun, We will detain you.