Stan Policeman

Taking you on a virtual police ride along, twitter style. It might not always be exciting but it's real & sometimes real funny

[Stan Policeman @PoliceManStan]

I'm BACK!!!!!

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Chicago could have avoided the weekend madness by planning a Woodstock 2012 event in Iowa...It would've confused lots of protesters.

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I was very impressed with the mostly positive pro police media coverage in Chicago..Good for people to see how much shit we take.

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@jrnygirl It's not as interesting, that's for sure. Haven't been on here in some time

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Well kids, Stan is becoming a dayshifter. Idk how interesting my stories will be for awhile but I'll do my best

[Stan Policeman @PoliceManStan]

Nothing motivates me to work more than your attitude

[Stan Policeman @PoliceManStan]

@kenworthy39 He does, just not as frequently :(

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@GSX_REFLEKTA Nothing worth talking about lately :/

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Sorry boys & girls I took the WHOLE weekend off. You'll have to hear about crazy ppl from someone else

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U might b #drunk if- u r wearing 2 completely different shoes (color, high/low top, etc.) & don't even realize it until its pointed out 2 u

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Actually had a lady complaining tonight that she is tired of seeing police go through red lights with their lights & sirens on! Huh?

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Just had a call of people smoking weed & being loud. Who gets loud from smoking weed!? #MakesNoSense

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Here's the official interpretation of the proposed Chicago city sticker & y they r claiming its gang related http://t.co/A3vStbGV

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@philthethrill good call

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This guy just told me if I wasn't steady f*@#n' with him #Whitney would probably still b alive #WTF. At least he's not driving lol

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#drunk girls fighting. "sorry officer I know this isn't how u wanna spend ur Saturday night" Me- This is how we spend every Saturday night

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Please use a #DesignatedDriver http://t.co/Dbp0XU4f

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#Drunk with gang related items in his car when asked about them he says "I know what ur tryin to infiltrate" it kinda sounds like imply

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Driving when all you normal people are awake sucks

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@jrnygirl too funny.