Poli Pelican ⚜️

Pelicans, geoscience

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

@postoctobrist If he did do this it would confirm the whole Antichrist thing though

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

@EvolaGray @SwannMarcus89 That isn’t the takeaway from the OJ trial

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

@esjesjesj They don’t know that

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

All this guy did was booze, use drugs, and whinge. There’s nothing he’s ever said or done that’s been profound, worth listening to, or worth watching

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Anthony Bourdain died on this day eight years ago and him describing Waffle House is still the single-most important description of America that has ever been articulated.

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

@CentristMadness Had the queued up for days thinking he was so clever

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

@CentristMadness @AlwaysFlacko PTSD so bad that you get out and then immediately sign up with a PMC

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

@MaggotMilkSop @am_monarchist I can promise you, not a single student will engage with this and it would be an utter waste of time irrespective of that

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

There’s not a single movie worth watching in any high school history class

[An American Monarchist in Carolina 🇸🇴 @am_monarchist]

No we shouldn’t be showing an entire HBO series in high school history classes.

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

@theRealJohnPeng @am_monarchist There’s close to nothing to be learned from this series at all

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

@punished_casa Fine, sucks (but has great transit), sucks, really sucks, good

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

Look y’all this is lame as hell, get something else

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

One of the most popular pastimes in New York is means testing whether you are a New Yorker

[✺Malachi @problemochile]

If you’re a transplant from anywhere in the middle of America you’re not a New Yorker but if you’re an immigrant and came to New York when you were in elementary school you 1000% a New Yorker hope this helps

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

@LastKnownMeal Thought this meant a Coen Brothers flick at first

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

@envyzev @PrezBond How else are the New Orleans Pelicans going to get a top 15 player? We haven’t had one since Chris Paul and maybe AD on a good day. This a completely normal asking price for a player that is also on contract until 29

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

@twinkhoncreole Hey so Republicans can say things that are the truth, and nothing here is damaging eniugh to insist it’s fake

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

Oh hell yeah, live service the hell out of this thing

[Wario64 @Wario64]

007 First Light - new story mission announced - Bawma returns

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

@okhohlakeleyo Did Bernie get a Nazi tattoo and work for Blackwater?

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

I met a Blackwater guy, was a family friend when I was in HS. It was clear to me all the guy was interested in was killing people. All he talked about

[Erika Sanzi @esanzi]

I keep seeing people saying "we all know people like Graham Platner."

I don't think I do.

[Poli Pelican ⚜️ @polipelican]

@grahamformaine “Undiagnosed PTSD”, buddy you got out 20 years ago, and when you were done with the corp you signed up with a PMC.