Bonnie Joe Pyrcz

[Bonnie Joe Pyrcz @polish1princess]

Quick!!! Someone!!!!! I need a safe word!!!! With lots of vowels and syllables!!!

[Bonnie Joe Pyrcz @polish1princess]

@chickmcgee1 ……A voice that makes me want to take my clothes off ………………

[Bonnie Joe Pyrcz @polish1princess]

@danieltosh You are the Don Rickles of our time. Fuck any1 who doesnt like ya!!!

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John Madden Finally Just Eats RV http://t.co/NbVMxIn8

[tHATdYLANsHIT @Thatdylanshit]

I'm at My Home (Green Bay, WI) http://t.co/SlWLE9Ru

[YouTube @YouTube]

Pork lovers, your prayers have been answered. There is now a show dedicated entirely to #bacon. http://t.co/LDWKKPq4

[Aaron Goodwin @AaronGoodwin]

Everyday is a day u could b taking a bigger step in life towards something. Don't let the days go away unused.
#bigsteppin 1day at a time :)

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Today Now!: How To Play Golf Against The Man Whose Wife You're Banging On The Side http://t.co/T34LZMaO

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Romney Proudly Explains How He’s Turned Campaign Around | 'I'm Lying More,' He Says http://t.co/veK0jjjU

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“If we’re going to be carried into the White House, it’s going to be on a wave of lies.” – Romney Campaign Manager http://t.co/3Pr5gcMe

[Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️ @Zak_Bagans]

Gettin ready to go on "Attack of the Show" on G4 ... I have a lockdown hangover so I may mumble a lot

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

Ben Roethlisberger Wears Pink Armband To Support Labia Awareness http://t.co/cHklEAtb

[YouTube @YouTube]

So, this is cool: a band writes a letter to itself when it was 10 years younger. What would YOU say? http://t.co/3GrGDDV1

[Women's Health @WomensHealthMag]

Quit smoking AND lose 40 pounds? Yes, it can be done! How reader Sarah R did it: http://t.co/ZjMdMYhn

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Romney: 'This Is Why They Call Me Turnaround Mitty From Comeback City' http://t.co/EUVa1w5F

[Chip Coffey @chipcoffey]

Just learned that both of my gallery readings this weekend at Shooting Star Casino are SOLD OUT! Feeling very grateful & blessed!

[Bobby Biggs @bob_biggerstaff]

I really wish Ditka would punch Chris Berman in the stomach. Just to hear whatever stupid sound would come out of Berman's mouth. #MNF #ooof

[Jeremy Essig @jeremyessig]

The insults "douchebag" and "buster" take up the same amount of space in a haiku

[The Chick McGee @chickmcgee1]

Right now Twitter only shoe-in lock of my life!!! I'll take the TEXANS -9.5 DOUBLE SHOCK THAT MOFO..

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Hire Of Local Moron Gives Nation Hope For Employment http://t.co/ItrSF7lJ