a fat housecat nursing my sore blunt tongue

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[iva 🪆 @angelicdeed]

turns out going monk mode for six weeks and doing love activities and beauty rituals and getting rid of tons of stuff and sobering up and eating whole foods and being surrounded by people you adore does fix your life

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[ᵈₑᶜᵢdᵤ𝚊:_°❀*̥˚. @perdifoil]

there is no natural good and everything is manual. you either move with intention or build blinders to absolve yourself of your actions, either way you are still acting and still effecting change. no such thing as a neutral state, the water always ripples

[hunter @3gpmh]

how grotesque is the expression “earn a living”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I am sick and tired of people mocking those who care about the planet. Clean air matters. Living forests matter. Healthy oceans matter. Animals matter. Biodiversity matters. Wanting a livable world for future generations should not be controversial.

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

I think some people are going to have to accept that the odyssey means something else to christopher nolan than it does to them and unfortunately he's the one with the 350 million dollar budget

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

I have lost all respect for anyone who participated in the Met Gala.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Jenni @hashjenni]

In case anyone isn’t aware, Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day tomorrow or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications that are literally keeping its citizens alive.

Just thought y’all should know.

[timi @Timiii360]

when you grow up listening to singers like this, you realize how annoying it is that we’ve got such a low caliber of “singers” that we have today.

[damy @velvyropy]

E foi bem aqui que nasceu o kpop

[zae @itszaeok]

defending megan thee stallion on the internet is not enough we need policy change. the law should protect her against her enemies idk

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.

[Brandon Weichert @WeTheBrandon]

Do you have any idea the absolute hellscape we are entering?

[☆ laney ☆ @laneybabyart]

the black glove reveal to make her arms disappear against the backdrop and her turning into the statue of Venus are u kidding me

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

It’s been fuck Kanye West for over a decade over on this end.

Y’all have fun though.

[Kerry Sinanan @kerry_sinanan]

People are saying this is a new level of evil but they already charge you to eat, to be sheltered, to be well. Air is already a cost: pollution affects Black, Indigenous and poor communities most…This is capitalism