p a u

[p a u @politapocket]

existirá un acento peor que el chileno? no creo

[p a u @politapocket]

Si tienen marido cuiden esa vaina porque indeed que dura que está la calle

[p a u @politapocket]

Ser yo a veces es una simulación no se si lo que pasa es malo o bueno 🤣

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[p a u @politapocket]

un viajecito por baires me curaría ❤️‍🩹

[ro man @romanca22]

El domingo que viene es domingo de euphoria después de más de 4 AÑOS

[gabriel @prispourunange]

trying to date will actually make you sympathize with carrie bradshaw

[can @candecanale_]

las minas cuando no suben por un tiempo a instagram: no puedo subir nada hasta que no baje por lo menos 4kg

[p a u @politapocket]

hay algo peor que el acento español? jesusss

[Weirdly Wired @6drinkamy_]

What if I start commenting "Who asked?" under everyone's LinkedIn posts?

[Manzi @ClixWell]

I love it when a dinner date turns into drinks at another venue. That’s when you know you’re about to have the most romantic 3 months you’ve ever experienced.

[fel @bladeegirll]

can i come over and leave hair all over your place

[p a u @politapocket]

El universo conecta hilos invisibles entre almas afines

[p a u @politapocket]

estoy a one more inconvenience de empezar a fumar again no joke

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than technical skill

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

[Someone’s failed-clone’s daughter/granddaughter @MarienneMaid]

Lord give me the confidence of the men entering these JFK Jr lookalike contests