A Random User

I 💜 JS! I 💜 sarcasm.

[Tim VanFosson @tvanfosson]

@mattgawarecki @Nick_Craver Item 1 in our code review guidance:

1. Be kind. Yes, a person is not their code, but writing code is a creative act. Creators are by nature intimately involved with their creation. You're going to be critiquing another person's creation, at a minimum, be kind when you do it.

[A Random User @politicalcoder]

@PeterPa34083139 @ZDFheute @MpStephanWeil @spdde Und wieso sterben jetzt 80 Millionen Deutsche aus wenn ein paar hundert Flüchtlinge ihren Arbeitsplatz behalten dürfen anstatt abgeschoben zu werden?

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

you can fail at what you don't love, so you might as well do what you love.

[A Random User @politicalcoder]

@HasnainKazim "scheint aber gründlich ermittelt zu haben" ... Naja, auf die Idee, mal die IPs (werden von beiden Emailprovidern mitprotokolliert) bei den ISPs einem Anschluss zuzuordnen sind sie nicht gekommen ...

[A Random User @politicalcoder]

@SverigAfD @HasnainKazim Natürlich vertraue ich den Bundesbehörden mehr als Mutmaßungen eines Individuums. Und an wen glauben sie so in ihrer paradoxen Scheinwelt?

[A Random User @politicalcoder]

@iamdevloper To those who put this in question: there are so many that do not understand the `typeof` operator, mixing up `x === undefined` and `typeof x === "undefined"` is quite common in StackOverflow questions ...

[A Random User @politicalcoder]

The value of money is created through the people believing in it.

[@[email protected] @Nick_Craver]

I think I like carpentry/electrical/etc. because you can take a pile of things in a fairly useless form and transform them into something very useful for a lifetime. And I like programming for the same reason.

[A Random User @politicalcoder]

Simple solutions are either genious ... or just too simple.

[ZDF heute-show @heuteshow]

Die Vereinbarung beim #TrumpKimSummit – das haben sie erreicht:

Kim
- neue geile Propagandafotos
- Legitimierung seines Regimes
- kaum ein Wort zu Menschenrechten
- Einladung ins Weiße Haus

Trump
- Singapur besucht
- kostenloses Mittagessen

[@[email protected] @Nick_Craver]

"Uber will use artificial intelligence to identify drunk passengers. It will use factors like time of day, pickup location, and how long a user interacts with the app before making a decision."

That's not AI.
That's an if statement.

[@[email protected] @Nick_Craver]

Reminder:
Unit tests only cover what someone thought of. They do *nothing* to cover the unknown. They are a great thing to have, but be aware of what they are and what they aren't. Don't treat them as all-covering magic.

[@[email protected] @Nick_Craver]

It's important to realize a person can be very knowledgeable about one thing while being a complete idiot about another. This is also true for mentors. People are far from infallible.

[Axel Rauschmayer (also on 🦣) @rauschma]

– “I’m drunk, but I can still drive.”
– “I’m tired, but I can still finish this piece of code.”

[Dieter Nuhr @dieternuhr]

Es gibt Menschen, die sind nicht integrierbar. Und Beatrix von Storch gehört mit Sicherheit dazu.

[Brian Greig @IgnoreIntuition]

@Nick_Craver I believe that we are each born with innate ability to do certain things well. When we discover what it is only a fool would ignore it.

[T045TBR0T | @[email protected]/ @t045tbr0t]

finally, a monitor that will fit the entire name of my Java classes

[ste(ph)en @stephenjmolloy]

Me: What's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Barman: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Barman: £3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.