Popsicle Politics

Politics you can fit on a popsicle stick.

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@realDonaldTrump This works on a popsicle stick, and is approved by @PoliticPopsicle.

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@joshtpm How do I follow your posts on Mastodon if I am not myself a working journalist but would like insight to your posts? Still learning this new platform.

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@RonnyJacksonTX This guy's car is most definitely an extension of something lacking elsewhere.

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@Mike_Pence Freedom is under attack! Having served many years in Washington, leaders in this Nation’s capital have never been more out of touch, more intent on [encouraging an insurrection] and [literally trying to kill] people who don’t have the same point of view.

You playing Mad Libs?

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@MarshaBlackburn You post on Twitter so much it's nauseating. Do you do any work for your home state - which is 3rd in the country for violent crime?

...the highest of any Southern state.

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@EliseStefanik I'm sorry, all I heard was: "Blah, blah, blah, I'm a dirty traitor."

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@SenTedCruz Ted Cruz sold American oil refineries to the Saudi's and will point his finger anywhere but toward a mirror.

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@cguld

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@GOPLeader You literally vote down any Democratic attempts to help these things and then head right to Twitter to post word-garbage like this.

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@mchooyah "...they eat their wounded!!!"

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ

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@TheLeoTerrell ...didn't know you could still watch Fox News down there!

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@MarshaBlackburn Republicans & Sen. Marsha Blackburn's Education strategy:

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@YourNeighbor57 @washingtonpost If only there were an elected President who ran on this platform in the year 2000...

Oh, wait!

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@MarshaBlackburn Job numbers report good, general economic outlook better than the clown-show we got handed in 2020 when Trump let COVID run wild & lied about it - needlessly killing thousands of American workers & forcing American economy into lockdown.

Keep pluckin' that chicken, Marsha.

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@StephenM Can your head erase graphite pencil?

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@laurenboebert Biden's energy policy IS pretty radical.

Lauren's jealous Thunberg has more followers. Nothing to see here.

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@RonnyJacksonTX If elected, Ronny Jackson will spend your tax dollars using capital letters on Twitter.

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@RonnyJacksonTX This guy's dad wouldn't let him join the cheerleading squad in high school and now we all have to pay for it.

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@laurenboebert Do you molt?

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@samstein As usual, her speech sounds like the crap you hear on the radio in Grand Theft Auto that is supposed to be satire.

It's like Awesome-O 5000 took 20 Republican trigger-words, and had to create a speech around it that included all 20.