ethan

made my psychiatrist cry once

[ethan @politismith]

Gimme your blood money

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I don’t support trophy hunting, but at least most rednecks who are willing to take part in it are alcoholics that tip their bartenders well

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going to rehab for 30 to 90. Y’all be good.

[audrey ☭ @chroniccryer]

I'm naming my first born Peggy.

(after JPEGMAFIA)

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@janethemoth Good luck, soldier 🫡

[ethan @politismith]

@janethemoth You should’ve never been put in a position like this to begin with. That said, some things that help me are; opposite reaction (DBT), ice pack on your face for 60 seconds, rubber band you can snap on your wrist. Distractions. It’s okay to feel upset, just try not to revel in it.

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@chroniccryer :(

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im not gay enough for twitter. :( yall follow me here:

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#NewProfilePic

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@skigh614 I’m not gay ENOUGH 😐

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#NewProfilePic

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@chroniccryer They were made into deviled eggs, you self-righteous c***

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@chroniccryer

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@_beas_knees_ The first three episodes are a biopic about me

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@chroniccryer I swear to fucking god. I look like I’m missing a chromosome

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The first person to guess what @chroniccryer said wins a $5 gift card to KFC

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@awlivv I believe in butt stuff more than I believe in god

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@commiefromtx @soymilkshawty Great, even

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@chroniccryer Stop