Pedro Oliveira Jr.

Brazilian tabloid warrior in #NYC. Latest: @DailyMail. Previously: @nypost, @GlobalPost. Please send conspiracy theories and news tips to [email protected]

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

I suppose my feed now requires a #Warning #graphic advisory

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

@JoeTacopino Go on...

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

I'm so bad at @Tinder, now even those annoying hotel ads have stopped matching. I'll update.

[Simon Romero @viaSimonRomero]

Before Google Translate: "English as She is Spoke," the essential 19th century Portuguese-English conversational guide

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

I'm in an abusive relationship with @BankofAmerica. Please send help.

[Annie Karni @anniekarni]

Trump plans to use the term "radical Islamic terrorism" Tues -- against advice of his National Security Adviser https://t.co/WFARB2viU0

[Newsday @Newsday]

The Trump administration is expanding the number of people considered a priority for deportation https://t.co/nkPTAGLCYa

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

Your phones are seriously jammed. Being told hold is nearly 90 minutes for the past two hours @BofA_Help @BankofAmerica

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

Hey @BofA_Help sent you a DM. Please get back on the number I sent

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

When well intended patriots disagree, that's democracy. When POTUS says it's not fact until he approves it, that's tyranny.

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

@nattvasconcelos @gameofthronesbr finalmente! Mas rolava ela terminar o #windsofwinter né

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

Can't wait for President Trump to call us FAKE NEWS.

You can take our official twitter, but you'll never take our free time!

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

Claramente! Estamos contando com essa nova geração de #woke babies @nattvasconcelos @_Levantine

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

@nattvasconcelos mas denuncio logo que @juceliojr não ofereceu esse escondidinho... #garrinhas

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

Quero #2017 assim: com migs que oferecem escondidinho quando vc tá neurado https://t.co/nn1a2v5QhC

[@politicaparamulheres @nattvasconcelos]

@poliveirajr migo, tem escondidinho hoje! Pra esquecer os problemas da vida.

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

@BofA_Help call my number here. I sent you DM

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

@BofA_Help You're calling the wrong number. I need you to call my Brazilian cell. Have no data plan

[Bank of America Help @BofA_Help]

@poliveirajr I called the number we have on file for you and left a detailed voice mail message. We look forward to hearing from you. ^rh

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

@BofA_Help 1% now. Oh god

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

My wait time is now an hour. My phone is a t 2%. @BankofAmerica what is going on?!? @BofA_Help

[Pedro Oliveira Jr. @poliveirajr]

@BofA_Help time would be right now. This is very obviously an emergency