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[javerr @poljaverr]

¿Que si me estoy poniendo en primer lugar porque soy lo único que tendré siempre?

Déjame decirte que sí.

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying.

Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt.

Here's what 4 months of data revealed:

(hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

[Ruben Hassid @rubenhassid]

BREAKING: Apple just proved AI "reasoning" models like Claude, DeepSeek-R1, and o3-mini don't actually reason at all.

They just memorize patterns really well.

Here's what Apple discovered:

(hint: we're not as close to AGI as the hype suggests)

[cig @cignewtons_]

Top 3 worst kinds of white people

[fionaspawn 🦈 @fionaspawn]

every single time

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Bill Clinton went home to this every day and still decided to cheat

[𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🌷 @nottydesignss]

I forgot who said it but to that lady that said take deep breaths as you climax instead of tensing up? You sleep good tonight queen. You deserve it.

[javerr @poljaverr]

increíble cómo hay tanto contenido nsfw en esta wea

[mitoc0ndria 🧪 @Rideforjacky_]

Hilo de cuál es el mejor largo adecuado de pantalones cortos en hombres y por qué es este:

[Mr. Right Nih @MrRightnih]

Do we know the difference between AIDS and HIV?

[Tyler is finishing a book, slow to reply @TylerAlterman]

People are playing life as it’s a linear narrative-driven game when it’s actually an open world game

[Hyde 💨 @BreatheLesss]

You can just ask people to do stuff for you and they'll do it. The world is waiting for you. The world is a very agreeable place, you just need to be bold. Everything is available, nothing is off limits. Go.

[tului ^-^ COMMS OPEN @geneslovee]

the madagascar movies is diasporic cinema

[tului ^-^ COMMS OPEN @geneslovee]

madagascar movies are such an interesting narrative journey. ok indigenous animals who were kidnapped from their homeland for their colonizers entertainment who think returning back is what they need to be fulfilled but then it turns out they’re strangers there too…

[Remy Boydell @slimgiltsoul]

my friend is having some kind of squidward Related midlife crisis

[☆lomo☆ @ciberpony]

q me meo con la señora sentada a nuestro lado......

[𝙎��𝙧𝙚𝙣✩ @cashconjurer]

My bf and I tried shrooms for the first time the other day, and we decided to get in the shower during the onset.

As soon as the water touched me, I IMMEDIATELY was like, "No, I hate this. I'm getting out." But my boyfriend suggested I stay longer because I might end up liking it.

I asked him, "Why would I stay longer if I hate it right now???" It felt like the most profound thing I'd ever heard lmaooo 😭

Anyway, today I told the organization I've been with (and hated) for 10 years that I'm leaving next month! thank u, shrooms <3

[tentyp @tentyp14]

6 months