smoked salmon

i. love. popcorn. &. sandwiches.

[tom @pricesandvices]

Whatever Ed and Donna did to help their sons become emotionally available needs to be studied

[smoked salmon @polka_dot_lover]

Who this fuck are these people? They are top on you tube for “NYE BALL DROP”….. I’m confused

[smoked salmon @polka_dot_lover]

Can someone explain why the name Matthew sometimes has two Ts and sometime not….. Please pick one spelling

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

🎥| @TaylorSwift13 taking a pic with a fan last night

"Is that a child? It’s very late"

[bach memes @thebachelwhore]

leslie and gerry may have broken up but on the bright side, caitlyn and kris jenner seem to have mended things
#TheGoldenBachelor #GoldenBachelor

[SurvivorQuotesX @SurvivorQuotesX]

Maybe you got your mother a nice card and a bouquet of flowers for #MothersDay But did you trick your fellow castaways into naming the tribe after your mom? #Survivor @MalcolmWHW

[smoked salmon @polka_dot_lover]

Help bring back Ricotta Cheese at MOD Pizza! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/UXmrjiSh9L via @Change

[Kwan Ann Tan | 陈冠安 @KwanAnnTan]

Constantly amazed by the number of men that walk around the city with no bags. Just going to work raw. Walking out the door with no emergency tissue or painkillers. Just them and their hands in their pockets against the world

[smoked salmon @polka_dot_lover]

@krinnicole @CrumblCookies SO jealous! I’m obsessed with this cookie

[smoked salmon @polka_dot_lover]

@CrumblCookies Are you bringing back the Mallow Sandwich ft. Oreos soon?!?!? Cause if not i am about to drive 2 hours to get it at a different location since it’s the mystery flavor #sos

[smoked salmon @polka_dot_lover]

@CrumblCookies You have a list of favorites

[smoked salmon @polka_dot_lover]

The Ellen show is still on?!?

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

There better be a damn PREGNANCY announcement tonight and if the “shocker” is anything less I’m out ✌🏽

#TheBachelor

[fluoroquinoloner @fluoroquinolo13]

One of my favorite things about pediatrics is looking at imaging. Like have you ever seen a baby's hand x ray? That shit is adorable.

[smoked salmon @polka_dot_lover]

What ever happened to Quiznos? That place lo key slapped

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Well, this is awkward @podfathersshow (via ig:alexander.the.eakin)

[smoked salmon @polka_dot_lover]

@CrumblCookies 🍪🥪

[🐐 @FrenchFryPapi]

I'm telling my kids Santa Claus only eats Crumbl Cookies.

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries

CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

[Crumbl @crumbl]

Me: This year I'm going to watch what I eat

Also me: Has a countdown for Crumbl's weekly flavor drop on Sunday