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Foodie and Shoe-aholic doctor

[Starco @Starcobaba]

Jagaban wants to make our lives easier one year to the elections. 😅

Nigga be gone

[Ibeh @masurge7]

They removed subsidy since the first day in office.

But it's only now when it's few months to Elections that they suddenly remembered to ameliorate the effects of the removal by providing buses😂😂😂!
Na mumu dey support APC

[Yaw Ming💯 @Newdrip2]

This only works in primary school btw

[Osarogie Ogbonmwan @Osarogieee]

While this is going on, the govt is setting up campaign council 👍

[Tobi @Tobicods]

We all saw how the gridlock on Benin road made the person transporting catfish lose all the fish because they’ve been stranded there for days now.

That’s a prime example of “You cannot outwork a failed country”.

As you’re trying your best, the country keeps pulling you back.

[High Chief Odumegwu 🪶 @Odumegwu_]

You can’t out hustle a system meant to kill you and your efforts

Tufiakwa

[The hair plug 🇨🇦🇳🇬 @Msmenalicious]

Please, it’s Obasanjo’s internet before we would hear he was the one that brought internet to Nigeria.

[Jay the Architect @abjaynuel]

Benin city, Nigeria 2026 New York, USA 1926

[Ibeh @masurge7]

The Rent we pay under Tinubu's regime is enough to buy a house under GEJ's regime.

Meanwhile Kunle is telling me GEJ was a failure but Tinubu is a Master Strategist

[Dr. Catherine Kyobutungi Muzukulu wa Bityo @CKyobutungi]

Girlies!!
Here's another toxic products that's just been banned in the EU and UK.
TPO that is used in UV-cured gel polishes.
A ban in your sh*thole country might happen in the year 2136, so take note!

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Even if Adeleke wins, this is still not a credible election. This is not a free and fair election at all. Votes buying everywhere. Intimidation everywhere. I want APC to never exist again, they can never conduct a credible election. Party awon oloriibu.

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

Everyone with or without PVC must be outside in 2027.

Let’s see those with 2 heads.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Stealing your money and the future of your children but yes them too guide.

[Dr Aloy Chife @ChifeDr]

“thank you Mr President for making sure democracy lives on because you fought for it.”

The typical Nigerian practice of flattery and exaggerated praise. Blowing smoke up one’s ass. “Chairman!” “Oga ndi oga!” “After you, na God!”
Overwrought. Gratuitous. Meaningless.

Mr President was doing his job. And one does not applaud a tenor for clearing his throat.

Such obsequiousness that fetishizes people at the top stripping them of understanding of their basic responsibilities and the gravity, complexity and sacredness of their role have no room in a democratic system that needs to build strength to serve its true purpose.
(And no it’s not a demonstration of culture or good manners. Democracy is a system, not a cultural fetish)

[Chief Nwachinemelu 👑 @odogwu_ogidi]

This is the reason Chemical Engineering was banned in UNN.

Any other thing you hear is a lie.

[Sony Thăng @nxt888]

Americans invented a word for their corruption so that it wouldn't sound like corruption.

They called it lobbying.

In most of the world, if a corporation hands a politician money and the politician then votes in that corporation's interest, we have a name for that.

The name is bribery.

The person goes to prison, or is supposed to, or at least has to conduct the transaction in a parking garage at midnight with an envelope.

In America, the transaction happens in broad daylight. It is filed with the Federal Election Commission. It is legal. It is protected, since 2010, by a Supreme Court ruling that defined the exchange of money for political access as free speech.

They looked at bribery and called it speech.

They looked at corruption and called it democracy.

And then they sent ambassadors to other countries to lecture those governments about transparency and rule of law.

The audacity is not incidental to the system.

The audacity is the system.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

It's not Nigerians that GEJ was scared of - it was the US government.

Which is the problem I have with him. If you don't go into Aso Rock fully prepared to die, then why are you even there? If you know that they knocked off Murtala, Abacha and Yar'adua and you still chose to occupy that seat, that means you were prepared to die and you had made peace with it.

So I don't understand why he was so terrified of facing Gaddafi's fate. If I ever have the opportunity to be in charge of Africa's most important country, I'd consider it a privilege to die if that's what it took to improve 200 million lives.

Anyway, to each his own. Some countries are blessed with Ibrahim Traores. Others have weak men who piss in their pants whenever someone mentions the word "America" near them. As I've said before, if Nigerians go extinct, I hope our Sahelian brothers inherit Nigeria and make better use of it.

[Dr Jay le Director @fingerlyjay]

This priest just finished Tinubu.
The right people are now speaking up. There might still be hope for Nigeria

[LIVELY @mc_lively_]

Cardinal Onaiyekan calls out Presidency!!

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

I warned them when they were writing this rubbish and they called me a man of little faith.

You're not a Catholic and you're creating propaganda with Catholic Youth Organisation. How will it work?

First, It is Catholic Youth Organisation of Nigeria (CYON).

and not Catholic Youth Association of Nigeria.

Even the logo no even follow.