gravity’s brainrot

you know it’s time that we grow old and do some shit

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@bonnibloop_ semon wemon salt the mon

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@yimmybastard yeah

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life’s been feeling like this rn

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What was “the incident” at Kane Parsons’ high school?

[Dreii🍃⬅️ BFF'26 @Trongel7090]

Mommy wants the 'BACKROOMS' Kane Parson 97 year old diner who still serves Studio Ghibli food the old fashioned way

"Camembert burger erupts when you take a bite"

He's just 20 years old

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thanks, AI Overview. very helpful input

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found a fuckin santa head in the bathroom at work

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when your cat uses your 7” records as a pillow of sorts:

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one of my greatest childhood memories is from elementary school where I snatched a mosquito out of the air. feeling proud about it I told my classmates about my accomplishment, and one boy shouted back "WHO CARES"

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nickelback were wrong. I don't wanna be a rockstar. I just wanna live my life in a very normal, very cool way

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saturdays are for Stratosphere

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my top 100 albums of 2025 are officially locked in. in my expanded list there were some repeat artists who just happen to be very prolific and highly good at what they do (e.g., GBV, Trhä [or anything Damián related, really]) so only the top ones were allowed. another great year!

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dude is slowly turning into Jeremy Allen White before our very eyes

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Another new track from @0PN https://t.co/Bu0L2fPTzo

[garvi. @kohlichronicles]

Quote with a random pic otherwise everything will go wrong in November.

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@arseny222 @bromf3 it has a second “ambient” disc of 12 untitled tracks that isn’t on streaming. you’d have to download it yourself

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@arseny222 @bromf3 my guess is Liumin by DeepChord presents Echospace

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@11thmugiwara right there with you

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Thomas Pynchon kicking himself that he didn’t come up with this name for a character first

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

Vile Shlomo would like a word

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@C0metDevena I know it’s crazy, but I’m the guy who made the YTP this image is from all that time ago! it’s remained fairly popular, hasn’t it? so interesting to see the stuff I made when I was 12-13 being shared out in the wild in 2025 lol

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this serendipitous screenshot I got from last night sums up the state of this app quite nicely, I’d say

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Balatro: the game that’s most appropriate for you to say things in a mock histrionic tone, such as, “is this a joke?!” out loud when the RNG gives you frivolous combinations like this. I love it.