jammy egg

specialising in oily eyelids and messy brows

[jammy egg @pollencore]

english: *is our first language*
our shared singular braincell:

[chloe @puckinghell_]

LOOK AT WHERE SHE'S JUST SCORED FROM

[fat motorcycle twins truther. theyre not dead @fart]

lmao lidia thorpe did the "doll hairs" bit from dumb and dumber. she rocks

[maria ☘️🇮🇪 @_wasallyellow]

very rarely can you describe football as cunty in any capacity but that? that was cunty. she served 100% irish free range cunt

[tasia @_tasiams]

the wife of evelyn hugo

[michael pusey in bio @damiya_h]

daily reminder the age of criminal responsibility in the commonwealth crimes act is still 10 years old

[crème @mori__forest]

세상에.. 무화과 네일이라니..

[jammy egg @pollencore]

crying 😢

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Sphen, a famous gay penguin from Sydney, has died at the age of 11.

His partner Magic was taken to see Sphen so he could process his death, he reportedly started “singing” once he saw his partner's body. The two penguins raised two chicks together.

[Marissa Lordanic @marissalordanic]

SKATEBOARD COMMENTARY DUO REACTING TO ARISA TREW'S GOLD MEDAL RUN, I LOVE YOU

[jammy egg @pollencore]

auspol hotd

[james hennessy @jrhennessy]

politics needs more hostile uncle/nephew dynamics

[C h e l c e e G r i m e s @ChelceeGrimes]

Olympics is sick. I wake up, make a coffee, watch pistol shooting, archery, table tennis, eat lunch, watch swimming for 3 hours, watch horses do tricks, watch a skateboarding final, eat dinner, watch archery, tennis, more swimming, volleyball, brush my teeth, go to bed & repeat.

[Brianne @briannenicolee]

Meetings? Girl, I’m watching the Olympics have some decency.

[jammy egg @pollencore]

everytime I think I know the rules of hockey I absolutely do not

[naomi @wosocharles]

too many sports not enough eyes

[CoLo @MsCoLo]

Who do you think is cooking for the athletes?

[jammy egg @pollencore]

me

[jammy egg @pollencore]

omg sabrina carpenter kinda looks like madhuri dixit

[jammy egg @pollencore]

fully down the ninja creami hole

[jammy egg @pollencore]

Eloise and Penelope deserve each other...most annoying duo🙄