🎣🐟Angler Nick🐟🎣

Eater of noodles, fisherman, learner of Tagalog. @kamirublaze is mah wifey
🏳️‍🌈LGBT+ family friendly space🏳️‍🌈 🦈 Save our Sharks🦈 stop finning

[🎣🐟Angler Nick🐟🎣 @PolloBandito]

This is my new favourite thing ever.

[Gojo’s Blindfold @QueenGuillotine]

I blame this on POOR MARKETING cause I did not know he was on tour

[robert jon anderson @R_JonAnderson]

Who knew that so many of our laws and rule were optional?
...
Imma roll a fat blunt and haul ass down I-10 in a stolen tractor trailer and throw Big Mac Molotov cocktails at Staties while howling “NO QUID PRO QUO!” and see if I can get the magistrate to let me walk.

[🎣🐟Angler Nick🐟🎣 @PolloBandito]

He got to be the middle in a spit-roast...

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Pop Quiz: Whuddya think trump got from putin and erdagon for selling out the Kurds?
A tower?
Cash?
A 2nd term?
Therapy for eric?

K, your turn…

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

Republicans bringing cell phones/cameras into SCIF. They should face disciplinary charges.

[🎣🐟Angler Nick🐟🎣 @PolloBandito]

Suck a dick Charlie Dent, you piece of shit

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“People ask why I push back... Because my nose is not a HEAT-SEEKING MISSILE FOR THE PRESIDENT’S BACKSIDE. People have to stand up, this is wrong.” - Former GOP congressman Charlie Dent🔥

cc: @RepMarkGreen @MarshaBlackburn @JohnRoseforTN @RepTimBurchett

[🎣🐟Angler Nick🐟🎣 @PolloBandito]

NTA. You never wanted the cake. She TOLD you she was making it. No one asked or forced her to make it. And then she was expecting you to pay for her "gift" to you that was really for her because she's a selfish ass.

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for not letting my SIL bake a cake for my baby shower? https://t.co/8GMQhFx8mG

[CNN @CNN]

The House has unanimously passed a bill that makes animal cruelty a federal felony. https://t.co/08Ajy42luC

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

my stuffed fren sebastian and i. were hanging outside. when a leaf fell from above. and came to rest on his noggin. he has been chosen. sebastian is king of spooky season. long may he reign

[Cocoa Butter @cocoabutterbf]

Black Moms Try Other Black Moms' Soul Food

[🎣🐟Angler Nick🐟🎣 @PolloBandito]

Scattered, smothered, covered, and if I'm feelin sassy capped.

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

Forget their zodiac sign, what's their hashbrown order?

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: Senate Republicans blocked not one but two election security bills today that would have provided funding for states to shore up election security and created more transparency around online advertisements.

Why would the GOP Be against this?

[🎣🐟Angler Nick🐟🎣 @PolloBandito]

@VivaPortia I did a quick one of these.

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

Gryffin at his first job 16 years from now: “This item isn’t scanning, could you grab another o—“

Customer: “I guess that means it’s free, right? hehuehueueheue—“

Gryffin:

[🎣🐟Angler Nick🐟🎣 @PolloBandito]

The way he hustled over there, a champion.

[Phil @ifyouwereafo]

I tried making a video this morning & my roommate did this 🙃

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

Christian Bale and his son WHO Bale????

[bulbasaur @16bitbulbasaur]

my gf: are u ok

me: *crying into a pile of tupperware containers*

my gf: tell me what's wrong

me: *wiping away tears* none of these lids fit