Bryon Allen

Pollster. Data Scientist. Christian. For every Christmas light you hang before Thanksgiving, an elf kills a baby reindeer.

[Bryon Allen @PollsterBryon]

Everyone’s devices update their time automatically now. Why not decide it’s always 7 AM (or whatever) when the Sun rises at the geographic center of each time zone and have the clock our devices are using make small updates every week or two to keep it that way all year long?

[Bryon Allen @PollsterBryon]

Unironic use of the term “folx” should result in immediate disqualification from public office or from any public or private employment and commitment to an academic institution, the current equivalent of a psychiatric facility.

[DSA Watch @DSA_Watch]

Francesca Hong: “Cancel Thanksgiving.”

[Patrick J. Wolf @PatWolf]

Ladies and gentleman, it’s Friday.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

For a comprehensive deep dive into this question may I recommend a 24 hour visit to College Station Texas

[Bryon Allen @PollsterBryon]

He definitely still has his mom’s gas card.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

@jarvis_best It's also possible he's such a fucking deadbeat that he's going to start a GoFundMe to pay for his gas mileage to Augusta.

[Tom Cotton @TomCottonAR]

Watching communists win Democratic primaries is a reminder of what Reagan said:

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. It has to be fought for and defended by each generation.”

We must never give these Marxists an inch.

Our freedom depends on it.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

🚨 FIFA has released an exclusive photo of the VAR team that gave Balogun a red card.

[Clipper @Clipper]

Clipper America

[Bryon Allen @PollsterBryon]

I want to know what his grandfather was doing from say 1939 to 1945 and whether it’s ground for cancelling his visa.

[E.B. Beaumont @CoachBeaumont]

@OVTweetmarck Raphael Claus. Brazilian.

[The Catholic Engineer @TheCatholicEngr]

2-0

[Park MacDougald @hpmcd1]

Send that ref to a fucking CIA black site

[Bryon Allen @PollsterBryon]

U.S. played 11 v. 12 for most of the match and the. 10 v. 12 and still won. I want to see that ref’s Kalshi transactions.

[Bryon Allen @PollsterBryon]

If she’d called it a “senior moment,” everyone would have understood. But the Boomers systematically refuse to acknowledge how damn old they’ve gotten. So here we are.

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

I, too, aspire to be making "rookie mistakes" in my 80s at a job I've been doing for 51 years.

[Bryon Allen @PollsterBryon]

God bless.

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>24-year-old Catholic student walking across France on a pilgrimage to cathedrals
>Stops in a park in Annecy
>See a man trying to attack babies in strollers
>Police aren't there
>Henri charges the attacker using only his heavy hiking backpack as a shield
>Blocks the knife strikes, chases the man away from the kids
>Keeps engaging him until police arrive
>Asked why he did it: "I am a Catholic. I followed my instinct to protect the weak."

This is what a true Christian warrior looks like

[Bryon Allen @PollsterBryon]

What percent of replies to this are just going to be some form of “you don’t say?”, “no shit?”, or “I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!”?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Sacramento Kings guard Zach LaVine is opting into his $49 million player option for the 2026-27 season, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

I’m old and also dead, apparently. This is one heck of a day on the internet lol

[Copa Além da Copa @copaalemdacopa]

O rei Willem-Alexander, a rainha Máxima e a princesa Ariane estiveram em Países Baixos 5 x 1 Suécia, em Houston, vestidos de laranja.

Depois, apareceram de azul em Kansas City para ver Curaçao 0 x 0 Equador.

Pegaria mal torcerem apenas para um dos países dos quais eles são monarcas...

[Bryon Allen @PollsterBryon]

So Tunisia has an attacking player named Hannibal? The programmers aren’t even trying anymore, are they.

[The Catholic Engineer @TheCatholicEngr]

Messi lifted his team up, Ronaldo dragged his team down

[Bryon Allen @PollsterBryon]

Exactly how many failsons turned progressive activists are currently Democrat nominees for Senate/Congress? Two obviously, but I’m sure there are more.

[Eliana Johnson @elianayjohnson]

“Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, 37, has a single checking account that holds up to $50,000—and he shares it with his mother, a frequent contributor to his political campaigns who pitched in to cover Talarico’s moving expenses when he was 32, records show,” @peterjhasson - https://t.co/FEzU3lE4kG

[Bryon Allen @PollsterBryon]

Actual long answer: Yeeeeeeeeeeesssss