Polly

chronic purveyor of bitchiness

[Polly @pollyhers]

U not a threat

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

Jalen Brunson, espousing Gramsci’s “pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will”, brings a championship to socialist New York City

[GL @gldivittorio]

“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙

[Polly @pollyhers]

that's fucking badass

[Nae 💗 @LemonadeShelly]

Mariska RAN to MSG from the Hudson?! Mind you she dead sprints in her show and she had a two show day!!!

[Polly @pollyhers]

Outside in a way that hasn’t been seen since the pandemic

[🦋🦋🦋 @s_phia_]

NEW YORK CITY BITCH NEW YORK CITY NEVER DIES

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

NEW YORK IS THE ONLY CITY IN THE WORLD

[Polly @pollyhers]

I’ve increasingly believed that a great equalizer was coming in American politics and folks, I think we’ve found him

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Polly @pollyhers]

It probably feels so good to be one of the AI lemons in the mikes hard lemonade commercials

[Polly @pollyhers]

Spencer Pratt, prince of Malibu, mayor of Los Angeles

[Polly @pollyhers]

Knicks playoffs, put a carrot out for timothee chalamet tonight

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Polly @pollyhers]

Spencer Pratt running for mayor of LA is wild. I remember when his MySpace bio was “love me or hate me it’s still an obsession”

[Polly @pollyhers]

it's just like that classic adage. how you hating from outside the club when you can't even get in???

[Polly @pollyhers]

Am I too young to be this mad?
Am I too old to blame my dad?

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy

[Polly @pollyhers]

Honestly sydn*y sw**ney has kind of found her comedic timing this season

[sanmeyo @oyemnassxo]

The way maddy exacly recognised nate's finger, she must have remembered that good old days with nate's fingers

#Euphoria

[Polly @pollyhers]

She is beauty she is grace she is miss slam pig United States

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

in the looksmaxxing justice system, mog based offenses are considered especially heinous