Polly

29, feeling fine, and trying (to be funny for the @newyorker etc.)
This place is trash, find me in the other internet dumpster (IG)

[Polly @pollyloutru]

dropping everything to rebrand our wedding as a bucolic celebration that wows

[Polly @pollyloutru]

my dog's anxiety is giving me anxiety when will someone fill and freeze a kong with peanut butter for me???

[Polly @pollyloutru]

@jdebbiel can’t spell Brooklyn without o ok

[Polly @pollyloutru]

I know I'm my father's daughter because I too leave sesame seed and everything bagel crumbs all over the floor of his 1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee

[Polly @pollyloutru]

I know I’m my mother’s daughter because if I pass out drunk after a Seder dinner and jolt awake at 4 am I will still take the time to get up, wash my face off, moisturize, brush my teeth, drink a big glass of water, read a lil, and finish the crossword before “real” bed

[Polly @pollyloutru]

3 months after I was sent a huge box of computer stuff for a ux job that I didn’t end up taking, I finally got labels to ship it all back and am no longer being chased by a multinational financial services company for stealing less than $800 worth of equipment. Please clap.

[Polly @pollyloutru]

@jungjinleee Try 26

[Polly @pollyloutru]

@jdebbiel a carrot with a superiority complex

[Polly @pollyloutru]

@Brilliantcrank I feel so lucky to have benfitted from Abdullah’s everlasting desire to inspire and feed his interns/new hires. Planning on getting to a Delta Lounge one day and making a toast to him and the exorbitant amount of bfast tacos and confidence he bestowed upon me early in my career.

[Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel]

whelmed: (adj)
feeling both overwhelmed and underwhelmed

[Polly @pollyloutru]

@metmuseum Sunflowers, all day every day for all my days.
Just wrote a long, buttery piece about my first encounter with this painting (at the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam) for my thesis work at SVA. Not quite as fun to look at it like this, but here's hoping it warms up your feed anyways🌻