Polly Pocketknife

[Noely 🤔 @YaThinkN]

DO NOT LIE on Census particularly not to help religious spivs bullshit their figures to scam more government grants.

Unless you actually practice or truly believe a religion, then tick No Religion!

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@pipecleaner187 @lucydacus A useful hat stand

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@carolinekwan Did Conga by Miami Sound Machine immediately start playing? If it didn't, it should've

[St Mary MacKiller @StMaryMacKiller]

If you or anyone you know in Aus is in a vulnerable situation where they have a secret phone, let them know to turn it off on July 27.

https://t.co/uTiHTlxgi8

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@dolls2remember Why does she kinda look like Helen Hunt tho?

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@grahkayyy He looks like he's in a job interview but I can't decide if he's on the hiring side of the table or the looking-for-work side

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@dropkick_murray Mitch McConnell in his hospital bed rn

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@Leo_Puglisi6 It's a wonder Melissa hasn't found that serenity yet

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@colleen_eileen Gonna be bringing up Jamiroquai at every opportunity

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@gomichild Loving the scorched earth vibe you've got going on these days 🔥

[Antonella Illuminati 🥖 🌹 @JoanneHorniman]

The Australian PM is an idiot. He got into trouble playing these stupid games when he called Grace Tame 'difficult'.

Anthony Albanese 'unequivocally' apologises for saying he would shag Kylie Minogue during podcast game https://t.co/HOMzmMlAEV via @ABCaustralia

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@2pretty9ine @Verbena_Corpse I imagine it all started with a paper cut. That first band-aid hit and it was all downhill from there

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@deborahbrian @TasDevyl @gomichild Chicken goujon butty slaps hard too

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@shitsomestyle @Callmebryar 😢

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@nick_webster_ @southseasml @vivi_darkness Thank you! It's my new favourite thing

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@southseasml @vivi_darkness Please, what is this orb called?

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@cheersitskatie Sooo, what are we wearing to the retirement afternoon tea?

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@pukicho 2 Bi 2 Curious?

[Wendy Bacon @Wendy_Bacon]

I’m glad that we’ve journalists like ⁦@AmyRemeikis⁩ to write this story about the midwinter ball. It’s even more grubby than I had realised. https://t.co/i8IVyVEjcI