lilly🦝

god’s littlest angel

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

Reality tv is so tame now the fights are like “you need to take accountability for not saying hi to me earlier!!” 🥱🥱🥱🥱meanwhile I grew up on bad girls club and am used to seeing the girls come to FISTICUFFS

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

Spring is coming with an April in it’s Melt

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

Throwing an “I fear” into a text to my gay neighbor

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

We need more tenderqueers in dentistry..nobody is holding space for bleeding gums like they should be 💔

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

Crowdfunding so I can buy linen pick stitch shams from west elm in the shade toasted almond. If it helps I’m neurodivergent and also they’re on sale

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

Was in the audience for The Muppet Show and these two people in the balcony showed absolutely zero decorum. I tried to tell them that their ironic detachment is hurting how they engage with art, but they told me I should engage with a better deodorant. Then I cried

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

@wet_foal I giggled so bad at this my boyfriend was like “did you just hit an actual knee slapper?” 😭

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

I’ve never seen any of u accurately predict a trend btw so let’s pack it up with the like manufactured weird girl ins and out lists they annoy me so bad. “In: getting your shoes from the cobbler, out: cruelty” ohhh my GODDDD

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

Netflix just announced the newest addition to the selling sunset franchise: Selling NEOM! Coming 2025

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

I’m only allowed to play candy crush on my boyfriend’s phone cuz my simpleton brain forces me to spend money on more lives when left to my own devices. Harm reduction

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

Just had my daily Chobani flip 🥰 means so much 2 me

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

My third grade students called me preppy but insist that it’s a compliment and that they are all preppy girls as well

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

Im Beautiful in a way that is seemingly only perceptible to old ladies (I only get compliments from them)

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

Connections got me with the golden girls red herring, Wyna Liu you will be dealt with…

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

Rolled the dice and got Dunkin this morning it was cold soggy and quite putrid

[Andrew @Swordfish978]

Woah mamma they put me in tha orb

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

“She exploited her children!” She had bills to pay! x8!!! What else is there to do in that situation? Start cooking meth?

[lilly🦝 @pollypocketshoe]

Im kinda a kate gosselin apologist. I’m sorry but it’s 8 kids and her husband was just like chronically ambivalent and unhelpful. Like u wouldn’t get kinda neurotic? I don’t think anybody would manage to fuck up None of 8 children let’s be realistic