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one day I'll just be a guy with 6 golden retrievers and a mini van

[The Brohioan @TheBrohioan]

Dan Campbell today when asked about playing the Vikings on Sunday said, "This is big boy football. Games like this are why you work so hard. I didn't sleep well last night. I woke up to a childlike figure with glowing red eyes standing at the foot of my bed saying 7 days."

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

DET 47 - 9 DAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1087th unique final score in NFL history.

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

Two Celsius no breakfast

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Gen Z boss and a mini
Gen Z boss and a mini

[ry @polodad42]

oxymoron of the day: exciting opportunity in bentonville

[ry @polodad42]

@VividSeats i recognize that their site explicitly says no refunds for cancellations, but shooters shoot (2/x)

[ry @polodad42]

2024: the fall of TSA precheck

[ry @polodad42]

it’s terrifying how chatgpt can generate a formula for me in two seconds when a year ago it would’ve taken me two hours to find some guy who posted on a stack overflow thread in 2016 asking a moderately similar question that didn’t even yield the answer i was looking for

[ry @polodad42]

10. Do not let them eat at the dinner table. Serve their meals in two dishes. One for water and one for food.

11. Allow them physical exercise, but not too much. Perhaps one walk per day.

12. Teach them sit, shake, and lay. Roll over if she is a very good girl.

[ry @polodad42]

me with my alexa

[trash jones @jzux]

thinking about my ex who always said please and thank you when he asked chatGPT a question and when I asked him why he said “when it becomes sentient and powerful it will remember who was polite”

[ry @polodad42]

*me refuting the Venmo charge on my credit card for a song request that did not get played by the DJ*

[ry @polodad42]

I’m not sure I’ve ever thought: “What insurance provider does Patrick Mahomes have?”

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

Eligible receiver analysis

[ry @polodad42]

you can’t operate a bar with a dress code and also serve hookah

[ry @polodad42]

i think the hysteria around GMOs lies in the branding. if we called them PEDs, i feel like they’d be easier to sell

[ry @polodad42]

the minute of silence when booking a ride at bar close

[ry @polodad42]

@charliewrich it’s about amassing probiotic capital

[ry @polodad42]

would consider the role if yogurt was included in the comp package

[Charlie Light @charliewrich]

A yogurt brand will pay almost $300k for someone to ghostwrite tweets for their CEO